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Here are some funny definitions.
« on: August 06, 2006, 01:24:08 am »
Consciousness - the time between naps.

Accountant - someone you hire to explain that you didn't make the money you did.

Wedding - a funeral where you smell your own flowers.

Justice - a decision in your favor.

Paradox - two physicians.

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