A young man goes into a pharmacy and says to the
pharmacist, "Hello, could
you give me a condom. I'm going to my girlfriend's
place for dinner and I
think I may be in with a chance!"
The pharmacist gives him the condom and the young
man leaves. He soon
returns and says, "Give me another condom because my
girlfriend's sister is
very cute too. She always crosses her legs in a
provocative manner when she
sees me and I think I might strike it lucky there
too."
The pharmacist gives him a second condom and as the
boy is leaving he turns
back and says,"Go on, give me one more condom
because my girlfriend's mum is
still pretty cute and when she sees me she always
makes eyes, and since she
invited me for dinner, think she is expecting me to
make a move!
During dinner, the young man is sitting with his
girlfriend on his left, the
sister on his right and the mum facing him.
When the dad gets there, the boy lowers his head and
starts praying, "Dear
Lord, bless this dinner and thank you for all you
give us."
A minute later the boy is still praying; "Thank you
Lord for your kindness."
Ten minutes go by and the boy is still praying,
keeping his head down. The
others look at each other surprised and his
girlfriend is even more
surprised than the others. She gets close to the boy
and says in his ear, "I
didn't know you were so religious."
The boy replies, "I didn't know your dad was a
PHARMACIST..!"
