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greenjoseph

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ONLY A BROTHA
« on: May 05, 2006, 03:37:09 am »
> Only A Brotha .
> An Irishman in a wheel chair entered a restaurant one afternoon
> and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Irishman looked across
>
> the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus sitting over there?"
>
> The waitress nodded "yes," so the Irishman told her to give
> Jesus a cup of coffee on him.
>
> The next patron to come in was an Englishman with a hunched
> back. He shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the
> waitress for a cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant
> and asked, "Is that Jesus over there?"
>
> The waitress nodded again, so the Englishman said to give Jesus
> a cup of hot tea, too.
>
> The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Brotha from
> the hood on crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and
> hollered,
> "Hey there sweet thang, hook a brotha up with a cold glass of RC!" He,
>
> too, looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that God's baby boy
> over
> there?"
>
> The waitress nodded again, so the Brotha said to hook Jesus up
>
> with a cold glass of RC, too.
>
> As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Irishman, touched him
>
> and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Irishman felt the
> strength come back into his legs, got up and danced a jig out the
> door.
>
> Jesus also passed by the Englishman, touched him and said, "For
> your kindness, you are healed." The Englishman felt his back
> straightening
> up, and he rose up his hands, praised the Lord and did a series of
> back
> flips out the door.
>
> Then Jesus walked towards the Brotha from the hood. The Brotha
> jumped up and yelled, "Slow ya role playa, don't touch me dog, I'm
> drawin' disability!!!!!"