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chinita
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Mc Donalds Story
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April 03, 2006, 06:03:29 pm »
A McDonald's love story...
A little old couple walked slowly into a McDonald's one cold winter evening.
They looked out of place amid the young families and young couples eating there that night.
Some of the customers looked admiringly at them. You could tell what the admirers were thinking:
"Look, there is a couple who has been through a lot together, probably for 60 years or more!"
The little old man walked up to the cash register, placed his order with no hesitation and then paid for their meal.
The couple took a table near the back wall and started taking food off of the tray.
There was one hamburger, one order of french fries and one drink.
The little old man unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half.
He placed one half in front of his wife.
Then he carefully counted out the french fries, divided them in two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.
He took a sip of the drink, and then his wife took a sip as the man began to eat his few bites.
Again, you could tell what people around the old couple were saying. - "They were used to sharing everything."
Then the crowd noticed that the little old lady still hadn't eaten a thing.
She just sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally sipped some of the drink.
A young man came over and begged them to let him buy them another meal.
The lady explained that no, they were used to sharing.
As the little old man finished eating and was wiping his face neatly with a napkin, the young man could stand it no longer and asked again.
After being politely refused again, he finally asked the little old lady, "Ma'am, why aren't you eating. You said that you share everything.
What is it that you are waiting for?"
She answered,
"THE TEETH"
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Re: Mc Donalds Story
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April 03, 2006, 09:10:44 pm »
::AW ...!!!!!!
kala ko madrama na...
nag ready nako ng panyo para sa luha ko...
nakalimutan ko nasa COMEDY section nga pla...
huhuhuh..!!!
hanep...!!!!!
ganda, ganda, medyo nakaktuwa..!!!
::AW ...!!!!
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jaguar-m23
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bakit ka tumatawa? looks familiar bah? :)
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April 03, 2006, 11:26:55 pm »
hehehe yan ang tunay na sharing!!!! hehehe kakatawa pero may lesson pa rin....nice post bro
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Re: Mc Donalds Story
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April 03, 2006, 11:40:11 pm »
iv read this already in some emails.kala ko ano na.ngipin lang pala.but anyways,sweet pa rin cla,kalain mo bang pati ngipin share cla.kayo kaya?!hehehe
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Re: Mc Donalds Story
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April 04, 2006, 01:35:20 am »
Tapat na pagmamahalan....pati ngipin kailangang mag-share cla...or baka matipid lang talaga...hehehe
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Re: Mc Donalds Story
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April 06, 2006, 09:14:26 pm »
Quote from: jaguar-m23 on April 03, 2006, 11:26:55 pm
hehehe yan ang tunay na sharing!!!! hehehe kakatawa pero may lesson pa rin....nice post bro
heheheh--I almost fell off my chair when I read this story.
Sis po ako
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Re: Mc Donalds Story
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April 15, 2006, 08:44:32 am »
hahahahahahaha! ganda ng joke..thanks 4 sharing maam chinita..
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Knivez117
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April 17, 2006, 11:57:05 pm »
Handa na sana ang tissue ko para pang-punas sa pumapatak kong luha, false alarm pala.
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