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[moved] WIFE 1.0
« on: April 03, 2006, 05:28:29 am »
Eto para sa mga may asawa,karelasyon..para sa inyo to:

Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed  that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a  lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6
I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!

Thanks,

A Troubled User. (KEEP READING)___________________________________

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Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it  is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an  OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend  7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from  the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

 

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.

However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !

 

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,
Tech Support

What do you think guys? Good Program ba?
« Last Edit: April 03, 2006, 05:30:28 am by KaNt0TeRoR!sT'06 »
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Re: [moved] WIFE 1.0
« Reply #1 on: April 03, 2006, 05:53:21 am »
hahahahaha very nice po!!!
careful po sa upgrade ako meron Girlfriend 7.0 pero nde ko muna upgrade sa Wife 1.0 hahahahahaha
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Re: [moved] WIFE 1.0
« Reply #2 on: April 03, 2006, 06:11:35 am »
AW!!!!

saya!!!!
MR. TECH SUPPORT

What will i do with my BITCH 0.01 ??
Coz I have A GirlFriend 7.0 already ...
but my BITCH 0.01 cannot be uninstalled,
what will i do??!!!


AW..!!!!!
(this is true...)
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Re: [moved] WIFE 1.0
« Reply #3 on: April 03, 2006, 06:25:01 am »
Quote from: reversible_weh on April 03, 2006, 06:11:35 am
AW!!!!

saya!!!!
MR. TECH SUPPORT

What will i do with my BITCH 0.01 ??
Coz I have A GirlFriend 7.0 already ...
but my BITCH 0.01 cannot be uninstalled,
what will i do??!!!


AW..!!!!!
(this is true...)

put that in a recycle bin...worst scenario bka mapunta sa reformat,hehehe( you know,tanggal lhat ng program)
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Re: [moved] WIFE 1.0
« Reply #4 on: April 03, 2006, 06:41:00 am »
galing ah!!! feeling ko nsa other planet ako and aliens are talking in scripted lingo! hehehehee

earth to base....shreeeekk..:D
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Re: [moved] WIFE 1.0
« Reply #5 on: April 03, 2006, 07:04:54 am »
Nyahahaha...not advisable program to be installed....mppsubo tayo pag yan ang ginamit ntin dhil marming supported programs ang dapat bilhin...nyahahaha
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Re: [moved] WIFE 1.0
« Reply #6 on: April 03, 2006, 09:54:28 am »
one of the best  ;D
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Re: [moved] WIFE 1.0
« Reply #7 on: April 03, 2006, 03:37:15 pm »
very entertaining..
fascinating bro..
dito mo makikita ang advancement ng technology..
sa sobrang kadunungan sa syensya,pati pag aasawa ay programmable na..!
whew..good lord..di pa tayo invaded ng aliens..!
ahihihihihi..;D ;D ;D
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Re: [moved] WIFE 1.0
« Reply #8 on: April 05, 2006, 12:12:12 am »
 :D tech support inde muna ako install nyan habang d pa kompleto patches
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Re: [moved] WIFE 1.0
« Reply #9 on: April 05, 2006, 03:25:56 pm »
 ;D comedy of the year eto mga bro..  :D
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Re: [moved] WIFE 1.0
« Reply #10 on: April 05, 2006, 08:10:45 pm »
hey...

ako kakaformat ko pa lang..i had problems kc w/ girlfriend 7.0..madami kc spyware na pumasok eh..kay nireformat ko muna..ngaun im running on DOS lang..

im waiting for a new version of girlfriend software series.."girlfriend extreme programming" yata ung new vewrsion..it wont come-out daw till next year, pero i'll wait pa din...then bili na rin ako ng anti-spyware para mas safe..

tingin nio b guys ok subukan ung mga TRIAL VERSION ng girlfriend 7.0...

reply po..

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