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gerrysn

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The Lost Chapter Of The Book Of Genesis
« on: April 01, 2006, 01:09:47 am »
Here is the LOST CHAPTER IN GENESIS....

Adam was walking around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely,
so God asked him, "What is wrong with you?"
Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.
God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that
it would be a woman.
He said, "This person will gather food for you, cook for you, and
when you discover clothing she'll wash it for you.
She will always agree with every decision you make.
She will bear your children and never ask you to get up
in the middle of the night to take care of them.
She will not nag you and will always be the first to admit
she was wrong when you've had a disagreement.
She will never have a headache and will freely give you
love and passion whenever you need it.
Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"
God replied, "An arm and a leg."
Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"
The rest is history....
 ;D

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Re: The Lost Chapter Of The Book Of Genesis
« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2006, 02:19:25 am »
bwahahaha kaya pla ganun sila ngayon!!! hahahaha so funny tol nice post :)
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Re: The Lost Chapter Of The Book Of Genesis
« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2006, 03:16:14 am »
nyahahaha...dapat sana binigay na lang nia ang kamay at paa nia..para sana msaya tayong mga barako...hehehe
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