There is a popular college whose address is in Heneral Tinio in the corner of South Super Highway about a stone's throw away from Don Bosco and ten minutes from the now Ayala Complex. Anyway, this baranggay in Makati hassmost of the streets named after famous generals in history, like Heneral Aguinaldo, Heneral del Pilar, Heneral Tinio, Heneral Malvar, Heneral Evangelista, etc... A beautiful and poised instructress rode a jeepney in Edsa (Pasay), which has the route Evangelista/Buendia to get to work in the college. On this particular journey, she shared the jeepney with the usual assortment of passengers -- old ladies, men, and college students who were rushing to attend their classes. After a while the first passenger called the driver's attention:Passenger 1: "Mama, kanto ng Aguinaldo ho ako!" So the driver pulled over on the corner of Heneral Aguinaldo street to let the passenger off then resumed driving. After a while another passenger tapped the ceiling of the jeepney.Passenger 2: "Mama, kanto Del Pilar ho ako!" The driver once again pulled over on the side of del Pilar street to let the second passenger off then resumed his driving. After a while another passenger called his attention again.Passenger 3: "Sa Kanto Malvar lang, pare!" So, like the rest, he pulled the jeepney on the corner side of Heneral Malvar street to let the passenger off.After a while, it was the instructress' turn to alight. Realizing that there were students from her school in the jeepney with her, she waited for one of the students to call the driver's attention and make him stop. However, none of the students made any attempt since they were also waiting for her to call the driver's attention. As a result, they were about to pass the corner of Heneral Tinio and miss the jeepney stop. The instructress then decided to shout urgently:Instructress: "Mama, mama!!!"Driver: "Ano yon?!"Instructress: "Kanto Tinio ho ako!!! Kanto Tinio ho ako!!!"After a pause the driver responded:Driver: "Miss, hindi pwede -- maraming nakakakita, at may asawa na ho ako!!!"
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DIRTY JOKES
Father forgive me for I have sinned. I'm sexually preoccupied and often read dirty jokes and graphics from my cell phone," kumpisal ng sosi na lalaki."My child," paumpisa ng pari, "ipadala mo sa akin 'yung iba."
PRISCILLA"
Forgive me father for I have sinned. I'm a pervert. I fantasize wild sex. I watch porno tapes. I love to see others doing it..."Lumabas ang pari sa kanyang confessional box at sinilip ang nagkukumpisal."Priscilla Kikinang, ikaw na naman ba 'yan?"
