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Best bumper stickers
« on: February 10, 2006, 11:19:22 pm »
Keep on working, millions on welfare depend on you!
 
I didn't climb to the top of the food chain to become a vegetarian!

Alcohol and calculus don't mix. DON'T DRINK AND DERIVE!

Frodo failed. George Bush has the ring.

Excess is never too much in moderation.

Think globally, Act galactically.

Help your local Search & Rescue. Get lost!

Carpe Diem = Seize the day. Carp In Denim = Fish in pants.

Life is short. So buy the shoes!

The generation of random numbers is too important to leave to chance.

I don't think, therefore I am not.

Jesus saves. He uses double coupons.

Veni, Vidi, Velcro. I came, I saw, I got stuck.

Dyslexics are teople poo.

Say "NO" to drugs. That will bring the prices down.

Jesus loves you. But I'm his favorite.

An Apple a day keeps Windows away.

This bumper sticker intentionally left blank.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

Double your drive space. Delete Windows.

If it ain't broke, take it apart and fix it.

Resistance is futile (if < 1 ohm).

I'm Canadian. It's like being American, but without the gun.

Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.

The control key on the keyboard does not work.

The meek shall inherit the earth, after we're through with it.

Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it!

Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up.

Jesus loves you! Everybody else thinks you're a jerk.

Lawyers have feelings too (allegedly).

Forget world peace; visualize using your turn signal.

What wouldn't Jesus do?

People like you are the reason people like me need medication.

Every time you open your mouth, some idiot starts talking.

The box said Windows 2000 or better. So I installed Linux.

Use the best: Linux for servers, Mac for graphics, Windows for Solitaire.

Save the trees, wipe your butt with an owl.

Don't make me mad. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

Rock is dead. Long live paper and scissors.

Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.

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Re: Best bumper stickers
« Reply #1 on: February 11, 2006, 09:17:14 am »
haha.....nice.... :D


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Re: Best bumper stickers
« Reply #2 on: February 13, 2006, 10:48:20 pm »
nice bumper stickers... thks.. i could use this for my t-shirt...
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Re: Best bumper stickers
« Reply #3 on: February 20, 2006, 12:15:22 am »
ha  :D ha  :D ha  :D......ayos pre.............

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Re: Best bumper stickers
« Reply #4 on: March 13, 2006, 08:52:01 pm »
oks yon a...
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