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Re: More Pinoy Jokes
« Reply #25 on: December 21, 2017, 11:40:54 pm »
#15

PEDRO: Mag-aapply po sana akong HOUSEBOY.
AMO: Ok, ang job mo ay ifeed ang aso ng HAM sa umaga,
        STEAK sa tanghali at SAUSAGE sa gabi.
PEDRO: Mag-aapply na lang po akong ASO!

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Re: More Pinoy Jokes
« Reply #26 on: December 21, 2017, 11:53:50 pm »
Arf, arf. . .awooooo. . .
   

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Re: More Pinoy Jokes
« Reply #27 on: December 22, 2017, 09:33:24 pm »
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TITSER: Nangopya ka na nman sa katabi mo no?
             Parehong-pareho sagot nyo!
ANNA: Mam bakit hindi eh PAREHONG-PAREHO din
           naman ang TANONG nyo!
TITSER: Grrr!

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Re: More Pinoy Jokes
« Reply #28 on: December 27, 2017, 04:32:07 am »
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TELEPONO: Krrringg! Krrringg!
SENYORA: Inday sagutin mo ang telepono baka
                yung chicks na naman ng sir mo yan!
INDAY: Si Maam talaga, pinapagseselos na naman ako...kakainis!


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Re: More Pinoy Jokes
« Reply #29 on: December 30, 2017, 01:15:38 am »
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JUAN: Pare nasaksak ako! Mauubusan na ako ng dugo!
          Please call me a doctor, call me a doctor!
PEDRO: Ok, YOU'RE A DOCTOR! DOKTOR KA Juan, DOKTOR KA!

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Re: More Pinoy Jokes
« Reply #30 on: January 04, 2018, 03:44:33 am »
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JUAN: Ikaw na naman?
         3 beses mo na akong naholdup ngayong taon ah!

HOLDAPER: Ganyan talaga sa business namin,
                  inaalagaan ang mga good customers Sir.

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Re: More Pinoy Jokes
« Reply #31 on: January 04, 2018, 12:44:20 pm »
hahaha... nice thread... makes me laugh and smile all the time... :)

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Re: More Pinoy Jokes
« Reply #32 on: January 07, 2018, 07:34:41 pm »
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MRS: Honey, baka masunog bahay natin,
        naiwan ko ata nakasaksak ang PLANTSA!
MR: Pwede ding hindi!
MRS: Bakit mo nasabi yan?
MR: Eh naiwan ko naman na nakabukas ang GRIPO!

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Re: More Pinoy Jokes
« Reply #33 on: January 15, 2018, 07:44:24 am »
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Isang babae sa gilid ng rooftop...
PULIS: Miss huwag! May solusyon ang lahat ng problema!
BABAE: Huwag kang makialam dyan!
            Di ako maka-SEND!


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Re: More Pinoy Jokes
« Reply #34 on: January 15, 2018, 09:39:42 am »

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Re: More Pinoy Jokes
« Reply #35 on: January 16, 2018, 08:01:20 am »
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MAX: Pare, bakit may tali ka sa paa?
JUAN: Gusto na magpakamatay,
          MAGBIBIGTI ako!
MAX: Eh bakit sa PAA, di ba dapat sa LEEG!
JUAN: Sinubukan ko na kanina,
          kaso hindi ako MAKAHINGA eh!

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Re: More Pinoy Jokes
« Reply #36 on: January 16, 2018, 08:36:52 am »

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Re: More Pinoy Jokes
« Reply #37 on: January 17, 2018, 02:42:14 am »
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PROFESSOR: Sino sa inyo ang naka experience
                    na makipag sex sa ghosts?

...tinaas agad ni Juan ang kanyang kamay...

PROFESSOR: Really, Juan? Ano ang feeling having sex with ghosts?

JUAN: Ay putcha!!!...sori po Sir...
         akala ko po GOATS ang sinabi nyo!!!

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Re: More Pinoy Jokes
« Reply #38 on: January 17, 2018, 06:56:16 pm »
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PEDRO: Miss, pwede bang manligaw?
SEXY: Bakit? Meron kang car, Pajero, SUV,
         4x4, Toyota o jeep man lang?
PEDRO: Ano ka ba, parking lot?

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Re: More Pinoy Jokes
« Reply #39 on: January 21, 2018, 07:14:04 am »
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JUAN: May ka eyebol ako mamaya,
          kamukha daw nya na celebrity ""SHA"" ang name!
FRANK: Wow baka SHARON o kaya eh SHAINA!..
pagkatapos ng eyebol...
FRANK: Bakitt ka malungkot?
JUAN: Sablay...DioniSHA ang dumating!

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Re: More Pinoy Jokes
« Reply #40 on: January 23, 2018, 05:30:46 am »

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Re: More Pinoy Jokes
« Reply #41 on: January 23, 2018, 10:39:19 am »
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PEDRO: Miss, pwede bang manligaw?
SEXY: Bakit? Meron kang car, Pajero, SUV,
         4x4, Toyota o jeep man lang?
PEDRO: Ano ka ba, parking lot?

wow... ang laki na noon... baka kasya na din truck...  laffman:: laffman:: laffman::

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Re: More Pinoy Jokes
« Reply #42 on: January 31, 2018, 11:45:09 pm »
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NANAY: TumigiL ka sa pagboboyfriend na yan!
           ang babata nyo pa...
           walang mangyayari sa inyo!
ANAK: weh? bakit kagabi meron?!


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Re: More Pinoy Jokes
« Reply #43 on: February 03, 2018, 02:19:51 am »
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PEDRO: Pangarap ko po na KUMITA ng $20,000,
             tulad ng TATAY ko!
TITSER: Wow! $20,000 ang suweldo ng tatay mo?
PEDRO: Hindi po! yun din po ang PANGARAP nya!

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Re: More Pinoy Jokes
« Reply #44 on: February 03, 2018, 09:03:20 am »
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PEDRO: Pangarap ko po na KUMITA ng $20,000,
             tulad ng TATAY ko!
TITSER: Wow! $20,000 ang suweldo ng tatay mo?
PEDRO: Hindi po! yun din po ang PANGARAP nya!
Hahahaaa. . .
Ang mahal pala ng pangarap ngayon.
American Dollar pa ang pangarap niya. 

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Re: More Pinoy Jokes
« Reply #45 on: February 03, 2018, 01:22:16 pm »
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NANAY: TumigiL ka sa pagboboyfriend na yan!
           ang babata nyo pa...
           walang mangyayari sa inyo!
ANAK: weh? bakit kagabi meron?!

oo nga inay... huli ka na sa balita...  laffman:: bnana laffman:: bnana

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Re: More Pinoy Jokes
« Reply #46 on: February 04, 2018, 06:37:02 pm »
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PEDRO: Doc, gusto ko pong PUMOGI pero wala akong pera!
            May paraan pa ba na mas mura?
DOCTOR: Meron!
JUAN: Paano po Doc?
DOCTOR: Tumabi ka sa MAS PANGIT sa yo!

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Re: More Pinoy Jokes
« Reply #47 on: February 11, 2018, 05:45:52 pm »
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RICH VAMPIRE: Waiter, Bigyan mo ako ng fresh blood.
ORDINARY VAMPIRE: Sa akin isang order na dinuguan.
POOR VAMPIRE: Hot water na lang sa akin.
WAITER: Bakit hot water lang po?
POOR VAMPIRE: Nakapulot kasi ako ng sanitary napkin sa kanto,
                        mag-tsa tsaa na lang ako... Hahaha!

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Re: More Pinoy Jokes
« Reply #48 on: February 12, 2018, 12:50:11 am »
Sanitary napkin gagawing tsaa?
Yaaaaak. . .
Ang lansa nun kailangan ng asukal
Hehehe. . .
   

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Re: More Pinoy Jokes
« Reply #49 on: February 14, 2018, 02:32:41 am »
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WIFE: I'm warning you!
         Parating na husband ko in 1 hour!
HANDSOME VISITOR: Wala naman akong ginawang masama ah?
WIFE: Yun na nga ibig kong sabihin!
         kaya kung may balak ka, GAWIN MO NA!!!