JOKE OF THE DAY
A father bought a LIE DETECTING MACHINE with a rubber hand attached to it that slap people when they lie.
So the father placed the machine at the center of the table while eating with his 12yrs old son and his wife.
DAD: So son where did you go the whole day?
SON: I went to the. library
(the machine slaps his son)
SON: OK, I went to my friend's house and we watch video.
DAD: What did you watch?
SON: Toy Story
(the machine slaps his son)
SON: Ok,ok. We watched a porn.
DAD: What? You're only 12! When I was 12 I even know what porn means.
(the machine slaps the father)
MOM: HAHAHAHA. You're really a father and son.
(and the machine slaps the mother).
