There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you. I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherpiper before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd.
Jules
PULP FICTION
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The Juice Was Worth The squeeze
THE GIRL NEXT DOOR
One Small Feel for Man, One Giant Ass for Mankind
House M.D. Season 3 Episode 15 - Half Wit
You remind me of the babe
(What babe?)
Babe with the power
(What power?)
Power of voodoo
(Who do?)
You do
(Do what?)
Remind me of the babe
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"All you have to do is decide what to do with the time given to you."
The Lord of The Rings, Film 1978
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Vincent: Want some bacon?
Jules: No man, I don't eat pork.
Vincent: Are you Jewish?
Jules: Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all.
Vincent: Why not?
Jules: Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.
Vincent: Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood.
Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherf#&ker. Pigs sleep and root in s@%t. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense enough to disregard its own feces.
Vincent: How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces.
Jules: I don't eat dog either.
Vincent: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?
Jules: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.
Vincent: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?
Jules: Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charming motherf#&kin' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?
- Pulp Fiction
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I'm the dude playing the dude disguised as another dude
-robert downey,
tropic thunder
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- From Dusk Till Dawn
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You wanna fuck with me? Okay. You wannna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend.
Scarface
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Commodus: The general who became a slave. The slave who became a gladiator. The gladiator who defied an emperor. Striking story! But now, the people want to know how the story ends. Only a famous death will do. And what could be more glorious than to challenge the Emperor himself in the great arena?
Maximus: You would fight me?
Commodus: Why not? Do you think I am afraid?
Maximus: I think you've been afraid all your life.
Commodus: Your fame is well deserved, Spaniard. I don't think there's ever been a gladiator to match you. As for this young man, he insists you are Hector reborn. Or was it Hercules? Why doesn't the hero reveal himself and tell us all your real name? You do have a name.
Maximus: My name is Gladiator.
[turns away from Commodus]
Commodus: How dare you show your back to me! Slave, you will remove your helmet and tell me your name.
Maximus: [removes helmet and turns around to face Commodus] My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
[Commodus trembles in disbelief]
Gladiator
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Theron - This will not be over quickly. You will not enjoy this. I am not your King.
Gorgo - This will not be over quickly. You will not enjoy this. I am not your Queen.
Leonidas - Spartans! Prepare for glory!
Messenger - This is blasphemy! This is madness!
Leonidas - Madness? ....... This is Sparta!!!!! <kicks the messenger into a black pitt>
Persian messenger - A thousand nations of the Persian empire descend upon you. Our arrows will blot out the sun!
Stelios - Then we will fight in the shade.
<thousands of arrows rain down on the Spartans, Astinos starts laughing>
Stelios - What the hell are you laughing at?
Astinos - Well, you had to say it!
Stelios - What?
Astinos - "Fight in the shade"!
<both start to laugh>
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Oo Inaamin ko Saging Lang Kami pero mag hanap ka sa buong Pilipinas Saging lang ang may puso! Saging lang ang may puso! - "Apoy Sa Dibdib ng Samar" Mark Lapid
