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The Best Fun Phrases
« on: November 04, 2013, 02:59:35 am »
as they say
it's more fun in Espiya.....

Someday your prince charming will come.
 Mine just took a wrong turn,
 got lost,
 and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
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Re: The Best Fun Phrases
« Reply #1 on: November 04, 2013, 07:45:54 am »
They say everyone will meet someone they deserve.

I think mine got hit by a truck
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Re: The Best Fun Phrases
« Reply #2 on: November 04, 2013, 10:26:11 am »
Quote from: Oh-Em-Gee on November 04, 2013, 07:45:54 am
They say everyone will meet someone they deserve.

I think mine got hit by a truck

 :D
natawa din ako dito sa comments mo
nice one ;D
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Re: The Best Fun Phrases
« Reply #3 on: November 04, 2013, 10:35:23 am »
try ko eto


People have the right to be stupid. Some people abuse that privilege.
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Re: The Best Fun Phrases
« Reply #4 on: November 06, 2013, 11:21:05 am »
 ;D
Don't play stupid with me...I'm better at it.
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Re: The Best Fun Phrases
« Reply #5 on: November 07, 2013, 10:51:07 am »
People that don't know me think I'm shy.
People that do know me wish I were.
- Unknown
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Re: The Best Fun Phrases
« Reply #6 on: November 08, 2013, 03:04:36 pm »

"People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day."
- Whinnie The Pooh
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Re: The Best Fun Phrases
« Reply #7 on: November 09, 2013, 02:25:24 pm »
Heaven won't take me and hell's afraid I'll take over.
- rachel
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Re: The Best Fun Phrases
« Reply #8 on: November 10, 2013, 02:49:59 pm »
Roses are red violets are blue,
 God made me pretty,
 what happened to you?
- Roxy Quiksilver
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Re: The Best Fun Phrases
« Reply #9 on: November 11, 2013, 09:56:25 am »
Just remember... if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
- Trevor Myers
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Re: The Best Fun Phrases
« Reply #10 on: November 12, 2013, 09:45:44 am »
I can only please one person per day. Today isn't your day...and tomorrow don't look good either.
- ReDdeRs
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Re: The Best Fun Phrases
« Reply #11 on: November 13, 2013, 12:32:00 pm »
The next time you think you're perfect,
 try walking on water
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Re: The Best Fun Phrases
« Reply #12 on: November 14, 2013, 01:53:17 pm »
check out these quotes with the most romantic first
line but least romantic second line. Hope u enjoy :-)

***

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes

Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

***

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:

Marrying you screwed up my life.

***

I see your face when I am dreaming.

That's why I always wake up screaming.

***

Oh loving beauty, you float with grace

If only you could hide your face.

***

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot

This describes everything you are not.

***

I want to feel your sweet embrace

But don't take that paper bag off of your face.

***

My love, you take my breath away.

What have you stepped in to smell this way?

***

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss

But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.

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My feelings for you no words can tell

Except for maybe "Go To Hell".

***

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and
so are you.

But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the
sugar bowl's empty and

so is your head

***

What inspired this amorous rhyme?

Two parts vodka, one part lime.

***
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Re: The Best Fun Phrases
« Reply #13 on: November 15, 2013, 02:30:30 pm »
Don't think of yourself as an ugly person.
 Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey!
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Re: The Best Fun Phrases
« Reply #14 on: November 17, 2013, 09:34:29 am »
Please don't interupt me while im ignoring you.
- t-shirt
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Re: The Best Fun Phrases
« Reply #15 on: November 18, 2013, 10:34:48 am »
A wise man once said,
 "I don't know, go ask a woman."
- Unknown
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Re: The Best Fun Phrases
« Reply #16 on: November 19, 2013, 10:26:08 am »
Are you always this stupid,
 or are you making a special effort today?
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Re: The Best Fun Phrases
« Reply #17 on: November 19, 2013, 10:27:11 am »
.......

I'm on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it.


.......

I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.


.......


Never try to drown your troubles... Especially if he can swim.


.......

Smile, it makes people wonder what you're thinking.


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Don't be so open-minded your brains fall out.


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A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a work station.


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By the time a man realizes that his father was usually right, he has a son who thinks he's usually wrong.


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Teachers are those who help us in resolving problems which, without them, we wouldn't have.


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There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.


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Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.


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There are three sides to every argument: your side,my side and the right side.


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An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.


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When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
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Re: The Best Fun Phrases
« Reply #18 on: November 20, 2013, 02:29:52 pm »
Did You Ever Wonder.....
*If you choke a smurf, what colour does it turn?

*Is it ok to use the AM radio after noon?

*What do you call a male lady bug?

*When a dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it.

*Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

*Why you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

*Why there are floatation devices in the seats of planes instead of parachutes?

*Have you ever imagined the world without hypothectical situations?
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Re: The Best Fun Phrases
« Reply #19 on: November 20, 2013, 02:31:07 pm »
I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to tell you how I really feel
- the amazing words of Mrs.Funsize=]
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Re: The Best Fun Phrases
« Reply #20 on: November 21, 2013, 09:57:09 am »
SEX is not the answer.
SEX is the question and YES is the answer!!
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Re: The Best Fun Phrases
« Reply #21 on: November 21, 2013, 09:58:47 am »
I don't need your attitude, I have one of my own
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Re: The Best Fun Phrases
« Reply #22 on: November 22, 2013, 09:57:46 am »
'Tis far better to be pissed off than to be pissed on.
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Re: The Best Fun Phrases
« Reply #23 on: November 22, 2013, 09:59:46 am »
"Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk."
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Re: The Best Fun Phrases
« Reply #24 on: November 23, 2013, 10:04:30 am »
ets TOAST to Lying,Cheating, and Stealing....if your gonna Lie..Lie for a Friend. If your gonna Cheat...Cheat Death, If your gonna Steal...Steal a Heart!...If your gonna DRINK...Drink With Me!!!...Cheers.
- When making a toast with some friends...V.F
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