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new pork barrel name
« on: August 24, 2013, 02:13:46 am »
Nakita ko lang sa Facebook to medyo nakakatawa yung mga abbreviations

saka dito ko lalagay sa Humor para walang Flame na mag start if ever we have a Aquino Supporters here at espiya


 ::dontflame


Para di na mahirapan ang Palasyo at si BS Aquino III sa pagpili ng bagong pangalan sa hindi naman talaga na-abolish na pork-barrel, mamili na lang sila sa menu:

1. Budgetary Allocation for Collaborative Outreach Nationwide (BACON)

2. Lawmakers Initiative for Emergency, Miscellaneous and Personal Outlay (LIEMPO)

3. Livelihood Empowerment for Countrywide Humanitarian Outlaw Network (LECHON)

4. Pinagandang Iligal na Gastusin (PIG)

5. Countrywide Universal Priority Initiatives Treasury (CUPIT) Fund

6. Totally New Government PDAF Audited to Satisfaction (TONGPATS)

7. National Assistance Program of Lawmakers Engaged in Swindling (NAPOLES)

8. Holistic Lawmaking for Development of All Filipinos (HOLDAF)

9. Selective Enforcement of Budgetary Outlays (SEBO)

10. Government Outlay Line-itemized and Appropriated Yearly (GOLAY)

11. Fund Integration for Social Housing (FISH)

12. Bridges, Excavations & Elevated Roads Fund (BEEF)

13. Countrywide Allocations With Accountability and Transparency (CAWAT)

14. National Allotment for Countryside Amelioration and Welfare (NACAW)

15. PNoy's Initiative for Good Governance CountrYwide (PIGGY))

16. Countrywide Assistance for Special and Important Matters (CASIM)

17. Budget for Allies for Continuation of Party Dominance (BACON-PD)

18. Hearty Allocation of Money (HAM).

19. Benigno Aquino Development Assistance Fund (BADAF)

20. Countrywide Outreach and Rehabilitation Assistance Fund (CORAF)

21. BSA's Awesome Budget for Outstanding Allies of the Year (BABOY)

22. Horrifyingly Unlimited Money for Belmonte, Aquino and Allies (HUMBA)

23. Pnoy's Allowance and Treasury Allocation (PATA)

24. President Aquino’s Nationwide Outlay for Transparency (PANOT I)

25. President-Approved National Outlay from Treasury (PANOT II)

26. President Aquino's Political Action and Initiative for Total Allocation of National Budget (PAPAITAN)

27. Social Initiative for Service in Governance (SISIG)

28. President’s Overt Revenue Kickback (PORK)

29. President’s Outlay for Countrywide Handling of Emergency Rehabilitation for Opulence (POCHERO)

30. Outlay for the Interest of Noynoy and Kinsfolks (OINK)

31. Countrywide Re-distribution of the Inherent Source of Patronage for the Yellow President’s Allies, Toads and Associates (CRISPY PATA)

32. Legislative Allocation for Reform and Development (LARD)

33. Barangay Initiatives for New Allocations Granting Oversight On Non-Government Associations Nationwide (BINAGOONGAN)

34. Presidential Oversight for Relatives and Kin with Budgetary Entitlement from Legislative Largesse Yearly (PORK BELLY)

35. National Allotment for Countrywide Amelioration and Welfare Initiative Fund (NACAWIN FUND)

36. Budgetary Utilization for Literacy Assistance and Livelihood Opportunities (BULALO)

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Re: new pork barrel name
« Reply #1 on: August 24, 2013, 02:56:04 am »

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Re: new pork barrel name
« Reply #2 on: August 24, 2013, 02:58:36 am »
wala bang BURGER dyan? (Budget for Undisclosed Resource of Governments Elite Reps.) ::drool

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Re: new pork barrel name
« Reply #3 on: August 24, 2013, 03:31:00 am »
 ::laffman  ::laffman ::damitawa ::crackup

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Re: new pork barrel name
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