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FerminaDaza
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Neked Gargoyle Statue not welcome by neighbors
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June 07, 2013, 08:40:42 am »
http://www.myfoxphoenix.com/story/22516147/2013/06/05/naked-gargoyle-statue-not-welcome-in-yavapai-county
A man in
Arizona may be forced to take down the nine-foot, hatchet-wielding gargoyle statue
standing in his otherwise empty front yard because
his neighbors have complained about the gargoyle’s magnificent thighs, buttocks, and penis, all clearly visible to the casual passerby.
That’s right, folks —
gargoyles
can be sexed and this particular spade-tailed, wingéd specimen is a boy gargoyle forever preserved in a state of flaccid impotence.
Yavapai County resident David Smith
contends that the gargoyle has been erected in his front yard for years, and that none of his neighbors have ever said a word about its penis before. It would appear, however, that the delightfully eccentric gay couple raising Australian cattle dogs next to the Smith residents have moved out because the new neighbors have complained about the gargoyle’s general offensiveness to Yavapai County officials, who have in turn ordered Smith to take down his own personal monument to bad taste.
Smith
has so far stood resolutely behind his gargoyle, admiring its shapely hindquarters and flinging out Thomas Jeffersonisms that he no doubt purloined from a “101 Great Quotes from Great Americans†coffee table book. “Thomas Jefferson said,†he told Phoenix’s Fox affiliate,
“if you're not offended twice a day, you're not living in a free society."
(honga,tweeted that
)
But, Thomas Jefferson was, if nothing else, a man with an excellent sense of aesthetics, and he no doubt would have
Smith’s
hideous statue destroyed if he were in charge out in Yavapai County...
-how many wondered if he was cut or not?TOINKSSS
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Re: Neked Gargoyle Statue not welcome by neighbors
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tingin ko hindi yung pagiging naked yan eh pero yung gargoyle itself ay masyadong creepy, imagine mo naglalakad ka ng gabi tapos yan makikita mo
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pag lasing ako at madaanan ko yan, mawawala pagkalasing sa takot
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