Topic: 8 Celebrity Men W/ Small Pen*s [dedicated post for all 2'' but in your fez xD]

[FerminaDaza]

as an encouragement to this post http://espiya.net/forum/index.php/topic,143970.0.html
Ayaw ko ng may naapi ! TOINKS kaya heto pa silang mga kukyutt down south 


8 Celebrity Men With Small Penises #duh

*Mick Jagger is reportedly not the only guy in Hollywood with a "tiny dodger."
He has been called out recently by his band-mate Keith Richards for having a "tiny dodger" - (that would be slang for a "tiny dick," for those of us not fluent in Cockney.)

So...and who else...


1.Brad Pitt [size=10py]According to his ex-girlfriend, Juliette Lewis, sleeping with Brad in the 1990s was no "big" deal, she told fans at a concert, with extra emphasis on the "big" part. Even Brad's BFF, George Clooney, once slapped a "Small Penis Onboard" sticker onto the side of Brad's car, but they both were probably just joking, right? Right?!?!?
http://movies.ign.com/articles/571/571897p1.html


2.Jude Law  thanks to the works of sneaky paparazzo ! 


http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2005/08/jude-law-should-just-kill-himself.html


3.Shia LaBeouf Even if Shia LaBeouf hadn't admitted to Playboy that he wasn't "extremely well-endowed," we probably would have figured it out on our own. No man who wears a large size condom would have thrown a cup of coffee at a photographer on the street and then run away like a little girl!
http://gawker.com/5665042/shia-labeouf-hurls-cup-of-coffee-at-a-photographer?tag=television


4.Jon Gosselin Jon Gosselin's ex, Hailey Glassman, got back at him by telling the whole world what Kate Gosselin already knew: that Jon's penis was "tiny, tiny, tiny!" Kate was slightly more generous when she referred to her ex's manhood as "stubby."
http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/kate-gosselin-called-ex-jons-penis-stubby-2010142



5.Daniel Craig Daniel Craig used a penis body double for his nude scenes in Casino Royale! Did his real-life teenie-weenie not measure up to the James Bond ideal?
http://www.lemondrop.com/2009/06/01/17-famous-men-with-teeny-weenies-part-2/


[bb]6.Enrique Iglesias[/b] Six years ago, Enrique Iglesias admitted to having a small penis, but then he took it back - So, is he big or small? We guess only Anna Kournikova knows the true size of Enrique's number.

7.Eminem Although Em may rap as well as any black rapper, evidently, he's not as well-endowed as most. "If you’re going to have sex with Marshall, make sure you have a little blue pill, because otherwise it does not work," ranted his ex-wife Kim Mathers.
http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2009/08/31/eminem_s_ex_he_s_not_very_well_endowed_

8.Nick Lachey Lastly, Jessica Simpson's virginity pledge may not have been worth the wait, as Nick Lachey's small penis evidently did not impress the singer on their wedding night. "Nick Lachey didn’t pack too well if you know what I mean, but I got over it," she was quoted as saying. Geez, Jessica, we hope your new boyfriend, Eric Johnson, is able to stuff more into your suitcase than Nick did!
http://allieiswired.com/archives/2006/08/jessica-simpson-tells-time-magazine-nick-has-a-small-penis/



If the penis is made too large, without enough blood and sexual energy you will have difficulty getting hard. According to Su Nü, "Long and large, but weak and soft, does not compare to short and small, but firm and hard.”

 

[voyager_]

Shia LaBeouf..

baka naman nagtatransform yun na ga optimus prime pag nagalit 

[batman217]

Brad Pitt.

How come na ganun kalaki ang mouth ni Angelina? Malamang sa iba sya tumitikim ng 'buko juice'.?

[Nosferatu]

Bakit wala sa listahan si WeeMan? Ibig sabihin ba nito malaki Mas maliit pa sila ng kargada kay WeeMan?

[Adonai]

can't believe brad pitt is one of them.

[TobleRONe]

eto bagay sa kanila:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdDOd-Oq270