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« on: November 06, 2005, 08:06:29 pm »
i read this from a newspaper in bali about a year or so ago

A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself "two plus two, the son of bitch is four. Three plus six, the son of bitch is nine..." His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?" The little boy answered, "Im doing my math homework." "And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked. "Yes." came the reply.

Infuriated, the mother went to the school and confronted the teacher the next day. "What are you teaching my son in math?" The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition." The mother asked "And you are teaching them to say two plus two, the son of a bitch is four?" The teacher laughed. After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered "What I taught was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four."

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« Reply #1 on: November 07, 2005, 04:26:50 am »
bodieph...ok yan ah !!!!!
maturuan nga anak ko nyan...
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« Reply #2 on: November 07, 2005, 06:38:00 am »
nice work sir, it made me smile.
tnx



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« Reply #3 on: November 16, 2005, 06:17:16 pm »
[size=12]Hahaha--I like it. I laughed out loud!  !haha It gave mean idea somehow... Maituro nga.   !haha  :| [/size][/b]
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