Topic: How to physically destroy Manny Pacquiao

[agent 007]

la lang natawa lang ako share ko lang hehe


It's simple, really.

If Manny Pacquiao has three full years of boxing left, that means he has the time and inclination for five bouts.
As you know, there are those haters who want to see the Pinoy Idol maimed if not actually killed.

Much as I hate to be on the side of those drinking the Haterade, I came up with a foolproof plan to destroy Pacman well before he turns age 35.

Here is my plan to crucify Megamanny:

May, 2011--A 17 pound weight advantage and a five-inch height disadvantage mean nothing to Pacman as he proved against hulking but slower than molasses Antonio Margarito. So let's keep playing the Giantkiller game and match Manny against super middleweight Andre Ward. Guess we'll have to hold this fight in Ward's hometown of Oakland, since he seems to fight no where else, but the Pinoys will outnumber Ward's Gospel choirs in the arena. Maybe Pacman can weigh in at 144 again and thus concede about 35 or so pounds.

November, 2011--Bernard Hopkins, whose only sponsor now is Viagra, is still fighting at age 73 or so why not have this African American ring legend fight Manny? Pacquiao has been ducking black Americans who did felony prison time for robbery but then became solid citizens for the longest. I don't think BHop's old State Pen is available so we hold this one at Penn State. Hopkins will only have a 48 pound weight advantage over Manny. Those kneecap and ankle jabs should be tough for creaking BHop to defend, right?

May 2012--Time for Pacman to fight someone whose weights equals the combined weight of he and trainer Freddie Roach. Thus, let's pipe Sailor Steve Cunningham aboard as he wil ltry to mop the deck with Tiny Pacman. Cunningham, at 190 solid pounds before breakfast, lunch and dinner, has a 60 pound weight advantage but how can he swat a pesky fly like Manny?

November 2012--We're done with those boring lower weight classes. Alex Ariza has put triple strength mystery shakes into effect and now the 188 pound Pacman goes to Dortmund, Germany, to expose Vitali Klitschko, who only weighs 240. Manny is now trying to his 42nd world title in as many divisions and, though he began at 108 pounds, his left ankle weighs that much. Manny stops Vitali on (cold) cuts, hitting and hurting the big man with liverwurst, bratwurst and much worse.

May 2013--Floyd Mayweather Jr. is now a parking valet attendant at The Wynn in Vegas and earning penty of moolah. Floyd really enjoys the all cash method of accounting and tax reporting. He tells the media, "I can't believe Manny used his patented sushi rolls to whip that big boy, Vitali, but he will never beat brother Wladimir. As usual, Floyd Jr. is off the mark as 90,000 fans watch in Munich as Pacquiao uses his tsete fly offense to outpoint a confused WKlit over 12 rounds. WKlit cornerman Manny Steward says, "I don't believe what I just saw!"

Immediately after this bout, Pacman retires and Bob Arum presents him with a golden wheelchair which he--ahem--sorely needs.

[zack18]

Manny is now trying to his 42nd world title in as many divisions and, though he began at 108 pounds, his left ankle weighs that much.

sakit tyan ko dito..

[yamatoyukihiro]

parang kratos lang. puro higante ang kalaban. hehe

[aktibista]

give him marquez para kasing iniiwasan ni pacquaio sa marquez at lagi nyang rason eh pera

[raven]

give him marquez para kasing iniiwasan ni pacquaio sa marquez at lagi nyang rason eh pera

kung sa akin lang, its true there is no money with the fight with marquez, tough opponent talaga. pero palagay ko kayang kaya na ni pacman ngaun si marquez...peace

[happynewyear123]

kung sa akin lang, its true there is no money with the fight with marquez, tough opponent talaga. pero palagay ko kayang kaya na ni pacman ngaun si marquez...peace

Oo. Pag sa 147 sila naglaban, GG si Marquez. Nakita na natin kung gano sya bumagal nung laban nila ni Mayweather.

[anonymous69]

give him marquez para kasing iniiwasan ni pacquaio sa marquez at lagi nyang rason eh pera

i don't think marquez will still have a chance against pacman of today. he is really a good boxer and an awesome counter puncher pero pang featherweight to lightweight lang talaga sya. nakita naman natin kung ano nangyari kay marquez when he moved up to a catch weight of 143lbs against gayweather. he lost so much of his speed which gayweather took advantage of. if he really wants pac so badly, he needs to move up to 147lbs and that will already be suicide for him. pac will literally destroy him in that weight division.

[dragonking57]

SHARE ko lang tong nabasa ko.  Compilation from PAC haters!

NEXT: PACQUIAO VS. KLITSCHKO

By Don Donatello

From what I read, The Fighter of the Decade, Manny Pacquiao, is an average fighter who has been lucky, dodged all good opponents, perfectly marketed, and cheated in all his fights.

It’s nothing new, in fact it’s should be expected. No one cares about Juan Pedro from Mexico, or Sugar “Hitman” Jacobson from the Bronx, because they are nobody. But there are many to take a jab at the best. Let’s take a look at some of the absurd and laughable statements. Let the entertainment begin. Enjoy and Happy Thanksgiving.

Manny is ducking everyone. He wont fight the Klitchskos, that’s because he is afraid. He wont even fight Paulie Malignaggi. Paul would run circles around Manny and would stop Manny in six rounds if he got in the ring with Malignaggi. Even Juan Diaz would finish Manny easily and knock him out with one punch; Diaz is just too good and strong for Manny. Erik Morales would kill Manny if they ever fought at 140. Juan Manuel Marquez was superb against Floyd Mayweather at 144 pounds; he got up from a second round knockdown and lasted for 12 rounds with Mayweather. That proves Marquez will beat Pacquiao, even at 144 pounds. Manny cant beat black fighters, especially African American fighters. Joshua Clottey is not black, he does not fight in the style of an African American. Miguel Cotto would have knock out Pacquiao if they fought at one pound more than at 146. So what if Cotto weighed at 146 pounds in his fight prior to Pacquaio. Ricky Hatton was winning before he got stop in the second round. Hatton was at his best at 147, he is no good at 140, his natural weight. Sometimes boxers must fight at their un-natural weight to be better. Oscar De La Hoya was drained when he lost to Pacquiao, he should have come in 17 pounds bigger. That would have given Oscar the strength to knock out Pacquiao. Antonio Margarito was too big at 165. If he could have come in at 155, he would have been faster and that would enable him to knock out Pacquiao. Juan Manuel Marquez beat Pacquiao two times. Being knock down 4 times don’t mean anything. A knockdown should only count as a hard punch.

I agree with Golden Boy’s Richard Schaefer, Manny and Marquez should split the purse at 50/50 if they fought for a third time. Marquez is just as much a star as Pacquiao, an even split is fair.

Marco Antonio Barrera was over the hill when he fought Pacquiao, even when he was in the top 10 of the best P4P list 4 years prior to their second fight. Erik Morales beat Pacquiao, but it is true that 9 months later, Morales was totally washed up in their second fight. Manny did not do anything different in their second fight. He did not improve or train differently, or correct his mistakes. Why is Manny avoiding the best known and most marketable fighters like Tim Bradley, Devon Alexander, and Andre Berto? Any fight with those three would rake in gazillions in PPV revenue. It must be because Manny is afraid of African American style of fighting.

Manny is a coward. Isn’t Pacquiao suppose to be great, the best P4P, the best of his generation? He should show it by fighting anyone. If he is so great, then he should fight Sergio Martinez, then Bernard Hopkins, Antonio Tarver, and David Haye. An if Manny is better than Henry Armstrong, then why not fight Vitali or Wladimir Klitcshko with no catchweight? Manny should prove himself, he has not beaten anyone legitimately.

All his wins can be reasoned out and expose him. Manny is ducking good fighters, he is taking steroids, he is draining every opponent, he is cherry picking, he is eating some Filipino super dish, he is praying in the ring, he is holding his opponents, he is cheating, he is fighting only over the hill opponents, he might have something in his gloves, he is tricking his opponents by being friendly with them, he is taking yellow substances that must be illegal, he is avoiding Mongolian fighters, he is avoiding Australian fighters, he is avoiding Filipino fighters, he is avoiding Chewbaca, he is avoiding fighters who drink their pee, why is he avoiding Popeye, Oprah Winfrey would stop him in three rounds, he is avoiding smaller fighters, he is avoiding bigger fighters, he is overrated, he is one dimensional, he does not move his head, he has no defense, he is amateurish, he is a mule, he is one handed, he got knocked out twice, he only fights at catchweights, and etc.

I’ll now like to say Happy Thanksgiving to Manny Pacquiao and his Family. Keep up the good . . err..great work, Manny! ALL these detractors are just part of the territory, and you have carved up a HUGE piece of history. Probably the biggest and best real estate in the land of professional boxing.

[anonymous69]

hahaha.. katawa naman tong mga pac haters. sa sobrang walang ma comment na negative kay pac sa boxing kahit non sense na lang sasabihin. PACQUIAO VS. KLITSCHKO? ano to WWE na pwedeng maglaban si rey mysterio and big show? kaya nga may tinatawag na weight divisions e jusmiyo.. sa susunod si wolverine na ikakasa ng mga yan kay pacman hahaha!

[xeoxander01]

SHARE ko lang tong nabasa ko.  Compilation from PAC haters!

NEXT: PACQUIAO VS. KLITSCHKO

By Don Donatello

From what I read, The Fighter of the Decade, Manny Pacquiao, is an average fighter who has been lucky, dodged all good opponents, perfectly marketed, and cheated in all his fights.

It’s nothing new, in fact it’s should be expected. No one cares about Juan Pedro from Mexico, or Sugar “Hitman” Jacobson from the Bronx, because they are nobody. But there are many to take a jab at the best. Let’s take a look at some of the absurd and laughable statements. Let the entertainment begin. Enjoy and Happy Thanksgiving.

Manny is ducking everyone. He wont fight the Klitchskos, that’s because he is afraid. He wont even fight Paulie Malignaggi. Paul would run circles around Manny and would stop Manny in six rounds if he got in the ring with Malignaggi. Even Juan Diaz would finish Manny easily and knock him out with one punch; Diaz is just too good and strong for Manny. Erik Morales would kill Manny if they ever fought at 140. Juan Manuel Marquez was superb against Floyd Mayweather at 144 pounds; he got up from a second round knockdown and lasted for 12 rounds with Mayweather. That proves Marquez will beat Pacquiao, even at 144 pounds. Manny cant beat black fighters, especially African American fighters. Joshua Clottey is not black, he does not fight in the style of an African American. Miguel Cotto would have knock out Pacquiao if they fought at one pound more than at 146. So what if Cotto weighed at 146 pounds in his fight prior to Pacquaio. Ricky Hatton was winning before he got stop in the second round. Hatton was at his best at 147, he is no good at 140, his natural weight. Sometimes boxers must fight at their un-natural weight to be better. Oscar De La Hoya was drained when he lost to Pacquiao, he should have come in 17 pounds bigger. That would have given Oscar the strength to knock out Pacquiao. Antonio Margarito was too big at 165. If he could have come in at 155, he would have been faster and that would enable him to knock out Pacquiao. Juan Manuel Marquez beat Pacquiao two times. Being knock down 4 times don’t mean anything. A knockdown should only count as a hard punch.

I agree with Golden Boy’s Richard Schaefer, Manny and Marquez should split the purse at 50/50 if they fought for a third time. Marquez is just as much a star as Pacquiao, an even split is fair.

Marco Antonio Barrera was over the hill when he fought Pacquiao, even when he was in the top 10 of the best P4P list 4 years prior to their second fight. Erik Morales beat Pacquiao, but it is true that 9 months later, Morales was totally washed up in their second fight. Manny did not do anything different in their second fight. He did not improve or train differently, or correct his mistakes. Why is Manny avoiding the best known and most marketable fighters like Tim Bradley, Devon Alexander, and Andre Berto? Any fight with those three would rake in gazillions in PPV revenue. It must be because Manny is afraid of African American style of fighting.

Manny is a coward. Isn’t Pacquiao suppose to be great, the best P4P, the best of his generation? He should show it by fighting anyone. If he is so great, then he should fight Sergio Martinez, then Bernard Hopkins, Antonio Tarver, and David Haye. An if Manny is better than Henry Armstrong, then why not fight Vitali or Wladimir Klitcshko with no catchweight? Manny should prove himself, he has not beaten anyone legitimately.

All his wins can be reasoned out and expose him. Manny is ducking good fighters, he is taking steroids, he is draining every opponent, he is cherry picking, he is eating some Filipino super dish, he is praying in the ring, he is holding his opponents, he is cheating, he is fighting only over the hill opponents, he might have something in his gloves, he is tricking his opponents by being friendly with them, he is taking yellow substances that must be illegal, he is avoiding Mongolian fighters, he is avoiding Australian fighters, he is avoiding Filipino fighters, he is avoiding Chewbaca, he is avoiding fighters who drink their pee, why is he avoiding Popeye, Oprah Winfrey would stop him in three rounds, he is avoiding smaller fighters, he is avoiding bigger fighters, he is overrated, he is one dimensional, he does not move his head, he has no defense, he is amateurish, he is a mule, he is one handed, he got knocked out twice, he only fights at catchweights, and etc.

I’ll now like to say Happy Thanksgiving to Manny Pacquiao and his Family. Keep up the good . . err..great work, Manny! ALL these detractors are just part of the territory, and you have carved up a HUGE piece of history. Probably the biggest and best real estate in the land of professional boxing.

What the Fuck is this guy talking about?.. 

[emwangarand]

This is called SARCASM. If you read between the lines at pag binasa nyo yung last part ng article ni Don Donatello, you'll know he is just kidding and is in fact supportive of Pacman. 

[mayki]

It was very evident even in the first paragraph what the plot would be