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In memory of Porky
« on: November 08, 2009, 12:10:22 pm »
Kilala niyo ba ang PorkChop Duo? Si Porky at Choppy. Ito yung nagpatuloy sa legacy ng ReyCards sa page-entertain ng mga OFW kasama ni Pilita Corrales at may mga CD at tape pa sila ng kanta at bastos na jokes.

Well, kamag-anak ng kapitbahay namin si Choppy at nagulat na lang ako nang mabalitaan kong wala na si Porky. Hindi ko na naitanong kung ano ang ikinamatay, pero last month pa ito at ngayon ko lang natanto na hindi nabanggit ang balitang ito kahit saan.

Bilang alaala sa kanya, nais kong ibahagi ang paborito kong joke ng PorkChop Duo (edited nang kaunti):

May nagpapayabangang mga insurance agent (mga segurista):

Agent 1: Yung policy namin napakaganda. Impak, (in fact) malawak ang coverage niya at wala nang hahanapin pa ang client. Ang life insurance namin ay from birth to death.

Agent 2: Wala yan! Sa kumpanya naman namin mas aalagaan ang client at may kasama pang alaga sa puntod: "from womb to tomb!"

Agent 3: Napakawalang kuwenta naman ng mga coverage ninyo. Ang iikli! No wonder hindi pumapayag an client sa inyo magsign-up. Ibang-iba kasi sa company namin.

Agent 1: Talaga?

Agent 2: Wala nang mas hahaba pa sa policy namin ba.

Agent 3: Ang coverage lang naman namin ay: "from erection to resurrection!"

« Last Edit: November 08, 2009, 11:55:38 pm by neckromancer »

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Re: In memory of Choppy
« Reply #1 on: November 08, 2009, 12:15:22 pm »
Aw. RIP po.



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Re: In memory of Choppy
« Reply #2 on: November 08, 2009, 12:23:53 pm »
hindi nga naibalita ito...

though hindi ako nakakapanuod ng mga shows nila...
i've heard of them...

RIP to you sir...
condolence to those you've left...
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Re: In memory of Choppy
« Reply #3 on: November 08, 2009, 12:26:03 pm »
bakit nga pala nasa humor section ito?
na-wow mali ata ako...
o dahil comedian siya?
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Re: In memory of Choppy
« Reply #4 on: November 08, 2009, 12:50:16 pm »
baka joke lang na deads siya? nasa humor section kasi :))

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Re: In memory of Choppy
« Reply #5 on: November 08, 2009, 11:42:33 pm »
I decided to place it sa humor kasi may joke. :) Pero hindi joke yung pagkamatay niya.

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Re: In memory of Choppy
« Reply #6 on: November 08, 2009, 11:49:23 pm »
RIP sir Choppy.
Thanks sa information sir, ngayon ko lang nabalitaan to.

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Re: In memory of Choppy
« Reply #7 on: November 08, 2009, 11:51:45 pm »
nabalita na to last month sa Bulgar kaso napakaliit ng part at nasa sulok pa.. heart attack daw ang kinamatay

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Re: In memory of Choppy
« Reply #8 on: November 08, 2009, 11:52:35 pm »
Hehe, mali info mo bro.. c porky ang namatay hindi si choppy.. here's the link http://tl-ph.facebook.com/pages/Tambayan-Productions/104035904318?v=feed&story_fbid=147708038482

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Re: In memory of Choppy
« Reply #9 on: November 08, 2009, 11:53:50 pm »
Sorry ka-espiya, mali ang info ko.

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Re: In memory of Choppy
« Reply #10 on: November 08, 2009, 11:54:00 pm »
Ooppss... sorry po mods me sumabit na text speak..

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Re: In memory of Porky
« Reply #11 on: November 09, 2009, 12:12:57 am »
Thanks for the finger neckro, hehe...

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Re: In memory of Porky
« Reply #12 on: November 12, 2009, 03:27:08 am »
sad naman.  :(
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Re: In memory of Porky
« Reply #13 on: November 12, 2009, 04:16:20 am »
Rest in peace sir Porky..

Legend yan pagdating sa stand up comedy.. may VCD copies kami ng tatay ko ng PorkChop Duo collections..

 :(
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