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The Ten Commandments of Marcelo H. del Pilar
« on: September 23, 2009, 02:45:17 am »

             
                                            Ten Commandments of Marcelo H. del Pilar w/ regard to the Friars

   1. Thou shalt worship and love the friars above all.


   2. Thou shalt not cheat them of their stipends.


   3. Thou shalt not sanctify the friar, Sundays or holidays.


   4. Thou shalt pawn thyself to pay for the burial of thy father.


   5. Thou should not die if thou hast not the money to pay for thine interment.

 
   6. Thou shalt not covet his wife.

   
   7. Thou shalt not steal with him.


   8. Thou shalt not accuse him even if thou be called a liar.


   9. Thou shalt not refuse him your wife.


  10. Thou shalt not deny him with your property


           The Ten Commandments of the Friars boil own to two things: worship the friars above all, and second, offer him thy honor and wealth.

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Re: The Ten Commandments of Marcelo H. del Pilar
« Reply #1 on: September 27, 2009, 06:28:07 am »
Hindi na applicable sa ngayon ito kasi we are no longer under Spanish colonialism. Wala nang magsisigaw ng "dios mio" at "ingrata" except na lang yung mga second-rate, trying hard, kopiko.
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Re: The Ten Commandments of Marcelo H. del Pilar
« Reply #2 on: September 27, 2009, 07:27:01 am »
Me lahing katipunero ata si Nonz :D :D
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Re: The Ten Commandments of Marcelo H. del Pilar
« Reply #3 on: September 30, 2009, 11:31:44 pm »
that is history we have reminisced it because we are  nothing without our past..... toast::

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Re: The Ten Commandments of Marcelo H. del Pilar
« Reply #4 on: September 30, 2009, 11:34:29 pm »
that is history we have to reminisce it because we are  nothing without our past..... toast::

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Re: The Ten Commandments of Marcelo H. del Pilar
« Reply #6 on: March 24, 2011, 08:53:40 am »
Mas maganda itong pakinggan sa Tagalog, ang orihinal nitong pagkakasulat.

Alalahanin natin na ang layunin ni Marcelo Del Pilar sa paggawa ng parody ng Sampung Utos na ito ay bilang satire sa mga prayle.

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Re: The Ten Commandments of Marcelo H. del Pilar
« Reply #7 on: March 27, 2011, 04:22:54 am »
Hindi na applicable sa ngayon ito kasi we are no longer under Spanish colonialism. Wala nang magsisigaw ng "dios mio" at "ingrata" except na lang yung mga second-rate, trying hard, kopiko.
laffman:: hahaha, natawa ako dito.  laffman::