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Espiya Lobby => Humor => : Bwahahaha! August 06, 2006, 01:31:31 AM
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Q. What does the Statue of Liberty stand for?
A. Because it can't sit down.
If a girl who works in a candy store is five feet three inches tall, and wears size five shoes, what does she weigh?
Candy.
Which burns longer, a red candle or a white candle?
Neither, they both burn shorter.
If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-pong and died, what would they put on his coffin?
A lid.