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How to Beg in the Street
« on: September 04, 2011, 05:59:39 pm »
I want to write a satirical manual for Metro Manila people. Please tell me how to teach people to beg in the street. Paano ba dapat manghingi nang limos ang pulubi? Ano ang epektib na mga technique? Kailangan ba magmukhang marungis? Kailangan ba may kapansanan? Paano iiwas sa pulis at sa DSWD? Kailan dapat magmeryenda at pwede bang maghugas muna nang kamay?
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Re: How to Beg in the Street
« Reply #1 on: September 04, 2011, 06:10:48 pm »
interesting...

if you had a child na may hydroshe...palous...(hindi ko alam spelling-en, yungbang irregular laki nang ulo)...enough na yun para mag-limos...kahit mag kurbata ka pa... seriously, kung mapapansin nyo sa LRT tong isang ito...esp sa Tayuman...matagal na silang ganyan...kahit may alok na help, parang ayaw pa rin pagamot...kawawang bata....ginagawang negosyo....nakaka-bwisit nga kung sino man magulang nun....
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Re: How to Beg in the Street
« Reply #2 on: September 04, 2011, 06:53:49 pm »
with due respect, does this mean we are teaching them how to beg?
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Re: How to Beg in the Street
« Reply #3 on: September 04, 2011, 07:29:38 pm »
ang nanlilimos, minsan nakaka awa sa taong dapat kaawaan...

pero kung hambog na teen ager na tamad o kea matandang nagtatamad tamadan.. Juan Tamad yan..

pick people who deserves your graces dudes...
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Re: How to Beg in the Street
« Reply #4 on: September 04, 2011, 07:54:59 pm »
Ang ideya na gumawa ng satirical manual para sa nagpapalimos sa ating mga kalye ay humihingi ng karagdagang katanungan. With all due respect sa Kaibigang Necro, sino ang kinaukulang magbabasa nito? Ang mga mayayaman upang maantig man lang kahit katiting ang kanilang "social conscience"? O sa mga ahensya ng pamahalaan na may tungkulin sa pagaaruga ng mga dukha't nagpapalimos? Seguro kabilang na tayong "silent majority" na dapat himukin ang kalooban pabor sa mga dukha. Madagdagan man ang sinong dapat magbasa, ang abang mungkahi ko lang ay iyong paglalahad na iwasang maging parody o caricature man lang ang pagpapalimos. Salamat.
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Re: How to Beg in the Street
« Reply #5 on: September 05, 2011, 02:05:55 am »
Iyun ang mahirap, zugstwit. Iba ang parody sa satire. Ayoko rin maging sarcastic o "ironic." Gusto ko iyung effect ni Jonathan Swift. OK lang kung sa akin magalit. Gusto ko ito isulat sa style ng technical manual kaya? O textbook?
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Re: How to Beg in the Street
« Reply #6 on: September 06, 2011, 02:11:53 am »
I-inglesin ko na lang ang mga mungkahi ko kasi nauubusan ako ng napakayuming balarila ni Balagtas! Got your POV. If it's gonna be a technical manual must it include background forces driving people to seek alms? Can these motivations be further evaluated as to practicality and rate of return vs. effort expended. Individual posting vs. syndicated formats? Apparently, we can expand the possibilities. Mukhang pang Ph.D. in Sociology opus na ito 'Igan Neckro! If you will it, it is possible. Happy writing!
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Re: How to Beg in the Street
« Reply #7 on: September 06, 2011, 03:34:07 am »
Quote from: The Dark Knight on September 04, 2011, 06:10:48 pm
interesting...

if you had a child na may hydroshe...palous...(hindi ko alam spelling-en, yungbang irregular laki nang ulo)...enough na yun para mag-limos...kahit mag kurbata ka pa... seriously, kung mapapansin nyo sa LRT tong isang ito...esp sa Tayuman...matagal na silang ganyan...kahit may alok na help, parang ayaw pa rin pagamot...kawawang bata....ginagawang negosyo....nakaka-bwisit nga kung sino man magulang nun....

effective din kung sa Quiapo Underpass ka pupwesto, yung papuntang Quezon Blvd wing, kaya nga lang madami ka nga lang kalaban.
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Re: How to Beg in the Street
« Reply #8 on: September 06, 2011, 03:42:16 am »
Una dapat nakakahabag damdamin
.may props kang bata. + 50 PHP
.may kapansanan
   bulag-+30php
   walang kamay/ paa- +25 php
   may nakakahawang sakit - +20

Pangalawa dapat mabaho at dikitan mo lang sila, di din makakatiis yan, bibigyan ka nila.
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Re: How to Beg in the Street
« Reply #9 on: September 06, 2011, 03:45:21 am »
pangatlo dapat may maganda kang speech

ok na yung classical na [the weather is fine today (ondoy) too bad, i cant see it]
pero wala paring tatalo sa katotohanan. [penge po pang rugby]


pangapat pag masipag ka, kumanta ka o kaya mag gitara ka gamit walis, o kaya magdrums gamit lata ng sardinas.
kung maswerte ka, mayuyutube ka at sisikat at mafefeature sa jesicasoho.

last dapat yung facial expression mo e parang laging namatayan, sino ba naman magbibigay ng pera sa batang mukhang busog at malakas humalakhak?
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Re: How to Beg in the Street
« Reply #10 on: September 06, 2011, 12:43:36 pm »
@zugstwit: Book proposal? Ipush natin kay SG, para buong espiya ang credited.
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Re: How to Beg in the Street
« Reply #11 on: September 06, 2011, 02:38:21 pm »
Parang brainstorming na lang ito: toss the idea up but don't shoot it while it is ascending! Descending? OT. Seriously, perhaps a compilation of POVs of all ka-espiyas on the art and tactics of seeking alms, a catchy title should attract attention (the real-world guide to street begging, the ABCs of street begging [can't resist this one though: It's better to give than to receive: honing the art of begging]). Compiling all contris of espiyas on street begging must necessarily yield patterns and strategies. Extrapolation and synthesis can come(cum?) later.
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Re: How to Beg in the Street
« Reply #12 on: September 22, 2011, 02:15:52 am »
Ts mali po ito.... pasensya na kayo at ito ang sa palagay ko.. kase sa gagawin mo lalo mo lang tuturuan ang mga kababayan natin na maging tamad marami naman pwedeng pag kakitaan sa atin sabi nga nila sa basura daw may pera
basta masipag ka...

siguro mas magandang ituro natin sa mga kababayan natin kung pano nila matutulungan ang kapwa tao nila or ang bayan natin lalu na at lalot higit sa lahat pano magiging isang makaDIYOS na tao...
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Re: How to Beg in the Street
« Reply #13 on: September 22, 2011, 06:15:39 am »
Quote from: sprong04 on September 22, 2011, 02:15:52 am
Ts mali po ito.... pasensya na kayo at ito ang sa palagay ko.. kase sa gagawin mo lalo mo lang tuturuan ang mga kababayan natin na maging tamad marami naman pwedeng pag kakitaan sa atin sabi nga nila sa basura daw may pera
basta masipag ka...

siguro mas magandang ituro natin sa mga kababayan natin kung pano nila matutulungan ang kapwa tao nila or ang bayan natin lalu na at lalot higit sa lahat pano magiging isang makaDIYOS na tao...
dude, gets namin ang point mo. pero pakibasa ulit ang post ni TS at ang naging discussion sa thread na ito. nandun ang keywords - satire, parody, etc ...
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kahit ako naiinis sa mga yan kahit naaawa ako sa kanila.

sir neckro, gusto ko makisali...isip ako. parang Bob Ong ang dating.  laffman::
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Re: How to Beg in the Street
« Reply #14 on: September 22, 2011, 06:35:15 am »
@sprong04: Ang point nito: Kung kailangan mo matuto kung paano mamalimos, kailangan mo magbasa ng manual!

@Luciel: I have a better project. Gawin nating chapter sa book. Ang title ng book: Ngayong Naghihirap Ka Na: How to be Poor and Unknown. May tips sa survival cooking, public transportation, at regalong pamasko.

I quit my masters degree, so ito na lang ang isusulat ko mas madali pa.
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