>
>A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with
>her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her
>boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the
>first time.
>
>Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a
>trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy
>for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about
>condoms and sex.
>
>At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to
>buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack
>because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
>
>That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his
>girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents,
>come on in!"
>
>The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's
>parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.
>A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.
>10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
>
>Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and
>whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious." The boy
>turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."
