The first speaker, a lady from
Englandstood up and said, "During last
year's conference, we spoke about being
more assertive with our
husbands.
Well, after the conference, I went home
and told my husband,
Barrington,
that I would no longer cook for him and
that he would have to do it
himself. After the first day, I saw nothing.
The second day, I saw
nothing,
but on the third day, I saw that he had
cooked a wonderful roast Lamb."
(The crowd cheered).
The second speaker from Russia, stood
up and said,"After last year's
conference, I went home and told my
husband, Ivan, that I would no
longer
do his laundry and that he would have to
do it himself. The first day,
I
saw nothing. After the second day, I saw
nothing, but on the third
day, I
saw that he had done not only his own
washing, but mine as well.(The
crowd
again cheered).
The third speaker, a Filipino lady from
Visayas, stood up and said,
"Aftir lass year's comprince, I win hum
and told dat lazy husband op
mines,
Pidro, dat I was tru getting his slippers,
kuking his meals ol de
tyme,
washing his underwir and dat he was
guing to hab to do dem himsilf.
(The
crowd went wild with cheering and
clapping that lasted for five long
minutes).
She continued,"Aftir da first day, I see
nating. Aftir da secun day, agin I
see nating, but aftir da tird day, I could
see a little bit out of my
leff eye."
