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Good Times Manila has found that President Macapagal-Arroyo did not just undergo a biopsy for lumps found on her breast and groin in the hospital recently but also to correct an “anomaly” in her mammary glands.

According to reports, the president went through the procedure while on a two-day self-quarantine at the Asian Hospital and Medical Center early this week.

Malacanang had also admitted that the 62-year-old Arroyo underwent a breast augmentation procedure in the 1980s, but denied she had any recent boob jobs done.

Information reaching GTM, however, revealed that aside from the biopsies, Arroyo also underwent another cosmetic procedure “to correct the alignment of her breasts.”

“She has GBS,” an insider said in a whisper.

GBS stands for “Granny Booby Syndrome,” a phenomenon among women of a certain age, in which the breasts lose their pertness and start sagging toward the ground.

In Arroyo’s case, both breasts had started “losing the fight against gravity,” such that, without her brassiere, “the tips of her nipples would reach her bellybutton or lower,” the source said. “She found it very uncomfortable whenever she had to go bra-less.”

The source said Arroyo decided to go through the procedure after an accident on the treadmill, in which “she accidentally stepped on her left breast and tripped.” The source said Arroyo “was howling in pain for a long time.”

Arroyo reportedly also requested the surgeons to turn her nipples into an appealing “pinkish” color, so people, including her grandchildren, would no longer mistake them for prunes.


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heheheh! thanks sa pag post just to confirm na totoo nga pala, pero wala akong sikmura para basahin details  ::lmao

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gusto pa ang pinkies na nipple amfufu laffman::

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an accident on the treadmill, in which “she accidentally stepped on her left breast and tripped.” The source said Arroyo “was howling in pain for a long time.”

hahaha  laffman::

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kakatawa naman yan news report na yan....over ah....natapakan pa talaga ..hahahaha ::lmao


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kayo naman harsh nyo baka naman good time lang ang report na to. goodtimesmanila nga diba


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Only a Fool would think this is true I mean the treadmill BS.

In a medical point of view POV I don't see anything hilarious or unbecoming, any female who could afford that would do the same.

So if she had a boob job back in the 80's so what? my aunt had one my uncle's wife got it too I mean,

She might be a lousy president but it doesn't mean she don't have the right to have one gosh... duh!  ::)

Yeah something went wrong with the previous surgery it needs to be fixed, so it is important so what is the big deal?


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just be an intelligent reader as we browse through forums.. different people have different humor.. again this is hoax funny but harsh


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Before GMA's boobjob FG's friends call him "Sawimpalad."
After GMA's boojob FG's friends call him "Kapuspalad."
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Methinks humor or satire need not spare anyone who is into public service except outright humiliating them. The president and her cabinet are fair game but good taste must prevail.
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Atleast this so-called news really made my day. Pampaalis ng badtrip, hahaha..  laffman:: laffman:: laffman::
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