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spider08872

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A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy!
« on: March 10, 2010, 11:43:41 am »
Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as  NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3..0, and BASKETBALL 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3! to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,

_________ _________ _________ _________ 

Reply

DEAR  Madam
,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0
is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0[/b][/color] is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers3.5..

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0[/b][/color] (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
We recommend:  Cooking 3.0 and Hot Looks 7.7.

Good Luck Madam!

IT SUPPORT DESK


jervin090

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Re: A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy!
« Reply #1 on: March 10, 2010, 11:51:18 am »
galing mana nun hahahaha  finger4u

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Re: A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy!
« Reply #2 on: March 10, 2010, 12:49:28 pm »
May pirated po ba ng Husband 1.0 OS?

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Re: A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy!
« Reply #3 on: March 10, 2010, 03:28:44 pm »
pede rin kaya mag install ng Flirting 3.0 sa Husband 1.0  ::pampam

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Re: A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy!
« Reply #4 on: March 10, 2010, 05:02:49 pm »
installed divorce 1.1 and go back to boyfriend 6.0 (not 5.0 you can't)

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Re: A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy!
« Reply #5 on: March 10, 2010, 05:09:39 pm »
Compatible ba sa Mac yan? hehe
I know a word that starts with F and ends in UCK. Firetruck.


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Re: A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy!
« Reply #6 on: March 11, 2010, 09:56:58 pm »
pag di pa gumana reformat mo nalang.

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Re: A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy!
« Reply #7 on: March 11, 2010, 10:08:41 pm »
nice fine  finger4u