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Re: Worst Pinoy Movies
« Reply #25 on: August 05, 2009, 12:42:08 pm »
ah! may naalala pa ako...

exodus ba title nun? sa sobrang inis ko nalimutan ko title... ::lmao
bong revilla yun eh...

angas ng trailer...pang-kids pala...at ang plot...gasgas na...alang twist... ::pampam ::pampam
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Re: Worst Pinoy Movies
« Reply #26 on: October 05, 2009, 11:07:20 am »
Palagay ko ang dapat na tanong QUALITY PINOY MOVIES. Kasi mapupuno ang page na ito sa dami ng walang entang. Pinoy Movie.

For me, eto quality movies:

1. Tinimbang ka ngunit Kulang
2. Atsay
3. Tag-ulan sa tag-araw
4. Maynila sa mga kuko ng liwanag
5. Asedillo
6. Kapag puno na ang salop Part 1
7. Muslim 357
8. Masahol pa sa hayop
9. Pinakamagandang hayop sa balat ng lupa (Original)
10. Panday Series
11. Ibog Adarna

May kokontra?  ;D

  ANG PAPANGIT LAHAT nITO PARE...bading ka ba?honestly ang papangit lahat ng mga na mention mo dito..wala pa ako napanood na quality movies galing dito sa atin...

atsaka pag filipino movies puro kabadingan..kabaklaan..ang shobiz kasi dito sa atin infested with gays...lahat kasi bakla at tomboy sa movie industry natin..dapat sumama na sa baha yung mga yan.hehehe..
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Re: Worst Pinoy Movies
« Reply #27 on: October 05, 2009, 11:57:50 am »
ung movie ni KC saka Richard na For The First Time........super wala wenta...buong movie yata nakatulog ako hahaha

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Re: Worst Pinoy Movies
« Reply #28 on: October 05, 2009, 12:05:13 pm »
in my life....

pelikulang bading... pinopromote ang kabadingan!

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Re: Worst Pinoy Movies
« Reply #29 on: October 05, 2009, 10:14:14 pm »
yung kay mark lapid.. lols..
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Re: Worst Pinoy Movies
« Reply #30 on: October 05, 2009, 11:48:27 pm »
lahat ng pelikula ng star cinema,,,,puro kayabangan lang pinagsasabi ng mga yan,,,ginagawang tanga ang mga tao,,,isipin niyo na lang kada gagawa ng pelikula ang star cinema laging blockbuster?kalokohan! yan ang hirap minsan sa abs cbn laging payabang,pabida,pabilib,kahit lokohin ang mga tao gagawin ng mga yan kumita lang ng pera.....

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Re: Worst Pinoy Movies
« Reply #31 on: October 06, 2009, 12:33:25 am »
naalala ko nito lang may napanood ako sa cinema one na sine, grabe sobrang korni talaga, as in! yung kina smokey manoloto at dun sa guapings? aba, hayup sa soundtrack, galing sa mga laro ng famicom! sa istorya naman, parang TANGA lang o puro kagaguhan talaga! ano bang title nung sine na yun? meron din isa pang pinapalabas sa cinema one na base sa power rangers, super ranger kids yata ang title.. parang tanga din, wala naman robot? tapos may ara mina pang kontrabida, taray diba? ::investigate

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Re: Worst Pinoy Movies
« Reply #32 on: October 06, 2009, 02:18:56 am »
lahat ng pelikula ngaun recycle nalang..eh pano susuportahan ng mga tao ang pelikulang pilipino eh sayang lang pera sa pag panood nito..kaya di nila masisisi ang tao kung mas gus2 tlg ng pilipino ang pelikula ng mga kano.. smoking::


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Re: Worst Pinoy Movies
« Reply #33 on: June 19, 2011, 10:14:39 am »
up natin ito...
since marami na rin ang mga y'know...MMFF  laffman::
well anyway...
wala akong maibibigay dahil hindi na ako nanunuod ng pinoy films...
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Re: Worst Pinoy Movies
« Reply #34 on: June 20, 2011, 05:28:48 pm »
halos lahat ng pelikulang pinoy ngayon ay super korny! ahahah! kaya wag na nating tangkilikingin ang mga pelikulang ito!
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Re: Worst Pinoy Movies
« Reply #35 on: June 20, 2011, 07:03:24 pm »
mas nanaisin ko pang ibalik nalang nila ang mga action movies noon. masisikmura ko pang panoorin yung bangayan nila kesa sa pagmumukha ni KC, Sam melbe, Retsard gutyiri at laht ng abs at gma talents..


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Re: Worst Pinoy Movies
« Reply #36 on: June 20, 2011, 07:12:40 pm »
mas nanaisin ko pang ibalik nalang nila ang mga action movies noon. masisikmura ko pang panoorin yung bangayan nila kesa sa pagmumukha ni KC, Sam melbe, Retsard gutyiri at laht ng abs at gma talents..


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except KOKO MARTIN..  ;)
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Re: Worst Pinoy Movies
« Reply #37 on: June 20, 2011, 07:20:58 pm »
lahat ng pelikula ni mark lapid at ni mikey arroyo! walang kwenta!!!

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Re: Worst Pinoy Movies
« Reply #38 on: June 21, 2011, 03:20:23 am »
mas nanaisin ko pang ibalik nalang nila ang mga action movies noon. masisikmura ko pang panoorin yung bangayan nila kesa sa pagmumukha ni KC, Sam melbe, Retsard gutyiri at laht ng abs at gma talents..


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mas matitiis ko rin yung mga hindi nauubos na bala.  laffman::
okay naman yung mga kwento ng Pinoy films...ang kaso, hindi maganda minsan yung flow...
mas okay pa minsan yung mga Indie Films compared sa mga entry sa MMFF...
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Re: Worst Pinoy Movies
« Reply #39 on: June 21, 2011, 05:59:39 am »
 ::lmao ::lmao  wag naman nating lahatin pre. pero karamihan talaga korny eh.
Pero yung pelikulang Rosario ni Jennylyn  Mercado. nakuw! swabe pagkakagwa.

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Re: Worst Pinoy Movies
« Reply #40 on: June 21, 2011, 07:39:55 pm »
Quote
1. Tinimbang ka ngunit Kulang

pang-bading ba to

nandito sina Christopher de leon isa sa mga magagandang pelikula

siguro yung director bading but not the story itself





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Re: Worst Pinoy Movies
« Reply #41 on: June 22, 2011, 11:03:58 am »
Worst movies? Too many to mention  :o

Pinaka favorite ko. Magnifico :)

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Re: Worst Pinoy Movies
« Reply #42 on: June 22, 2011, 11:37:45 am »
When I was a kid I remember I watched "Temptation Island". Even if there were just a few characters, it was still funny. I loved the part when they ate their friend lol! I want to see the remake of this movie, I'm just not sure if it's been shown yet though.

Strangely, the corny love movies are the movies my current gf likes, and she's not even pinay. She likes movies with Kim Chiu and the Bea girl, even if she has no idea what is being said in the movies.

For me, the crappiest pinoy movie I've ever seen must be.... hmm... I really don't know, but I definitely don't know Wapakman.

I like "Batang Yagit", "Scorpio Nights", and other x-rated pinoy films. :applause


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Re: Worst Pinoy Movies
« Reply #43 on: June 22, 2011, 05:02:19 pm »
mas matitiis ko rin yung mga hindi nauubos na bala.  laffman::
okay naman yung mga kwento ng Pinoy films...ang kaso, hindi maganda minsan yung flow...
mas okay pa minsan yung mga Indie Films compared sa mga entry sa MMFF...

1. not to mention mga baril na iniitsa sa ere tas masasalo ng bida pagkabato ng leading lady 20 ft away from him at saktong maiitama sa kalaban bago pa siya maka bunot ng baril.

2. mga baril na tinatapon nalang kung saan saan kung naubos na yung bala. tapos pupulot ng baril ng kalaban.. ayos

3. mahabang tutukan ng baril ng bida at ng kalaban, magdadayalogo muna sila ala mara clara bago magpatayan. puputok yung isa pero makakailag yung isa, tapos itatapon yung baril at magsusuntukan nalang.

4. may mga explosions na hindi naman kelangan. may umiitsang kotse sa highway (gawa ng rampa sa daan na hindi naman dapat naroon)

pero sa totoo lang. mas OKAY nga yung mga ibang Indie Films kesa sa mga pang MMFF.

 
Worst movies? Too many to mention  :o

Pinaka favorite ko. Magnifico :)

oo. pero sad to say si jiro manio ay isa naring adik.. tsk

except KOKO MARTIN..  ;)

haha! ok din siya eh.. magaling na aktor, ayon sa kaibigan ng gf ko, mabait daw talaga siya sa personal (di gaya ni Vice at ng nanay ni Sarah G) . pinapanood ko nga yung teleserya niya eh and i must say, umiinit dugo ko kay Javier.
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Re: Worst Pinoy Movies
« Reply #44 on: June 23, 2011, 01:39:54 am »
para sa akin.. Scorpio Nights 1 ang pinaka-walang kwentang pelikula.. kasi sardinas lang at katawan niya ang kayang ihain na ulam ni ana marie gutierez.. hehehehe.. da best..

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Re: Worst Pinoy Movies
« Reply #45 on: June 23, 2011, 01:58:54 am »
Mano Po Movies << non sense

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« Reply #46 on: June 23, 2011, 02:01:58 am »
Hanga't hindi magbabago ang plot ng storya ng pelikulang pilipino wala na talagang mangyayari  >:( >:(  i.e yung bidang babae/lalaki eh mayaman na mai-inlove sa mahirap ;D or yung bala ng bidang lalaki eh hindi nauubusan ng bala tapos hindi sya tinataman ng bala kahit 'sang dosenang goons ang bumaril sa kanya at marami pang pangit na eksena na paulit-ulit nating napapanood sa mga pinoy movies >:( >:( >:( >:(

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Re: Worst Pinoy Movies
« Reply #47 on: June 23, 2011, 08:53:13 pm »
Hanga't hindi magbabago ang plot ng storya ng pelikulang pilipino wala na talagang mangyayari  >:( >:(  i.e yung bidang babae/lalaki eh mayaman na mai-inlove sa mahirap ;D or yung bala ng bidang lalaki eh hindi nauubusan ng bala tapos hindi sya tinataman ng bala kahit 'sang dosenang goons ang bumaril sa kanya at marami pang pangit na eksena na paulit-ulit nating napapanood sa mga pinoy movies >:( >:( >:( >:(
may nakalimutan ka...
pag sugatan ang lalake, may lakas pa rin sa love scene. yun ang pinaka-pahinga niya  laffman::
at...
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Re: Worst Pinoy Movies
« Reply #48 on: June 23, 2011, 08:56:37 pm »
may nakalimutan ka...
pag sugatan ang lalake, may lakas pa rin sa love scene. yun ang pinaka-pahinga niya  laffman::
at...
intermission...
di mo pa nasama yun chessy lines na makikita mo lang sa action movies (kadalasan yun din ang title ng movie)  ::lmao
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Re: Worst Pinoy Movies
« Reply #49 on: June 23, 2011, 08:59:33 pm »
di mo pa nasama yun chessy lines na makikita mo lang sa action movies (kadalasan yun din ang title ng movie)  ::lmao
::lmao ::lmao ::lmao
nakalimutan ko din yung nakamamatay na pansit  laffman::
ang mga goons, nakajacket kahit mainit sa 'Pinas.
ang kontrabida, laging may bigote.

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