Funny stuff only found in the good old Philippines....
* On a wall in Laloma street, a sign says
"HULI IHI, PUTOL TITI"
* Nakasulat sa pader:
"MARUNONG KA BANG TUMAHOL? ASO LANG ANG UMIIHI DITO!"
* along a highway in Pampanga:
"WE MAKE MODERN ANTIQUE FURNITURE"
* on a self-service restaurant in Cebu:
"PLEASE HELP OUR COMFORT ROOM CLEAN"
* in a Baguio grocery:
"FRESH FROZEN CHICKEN SOLD HERE"
* on a house beside an auto repair shop:
"NO PARKING AND REPAIR HERE"
* signs at PHILCOA:
"NO CROSSING PEDESTRIANS WILL BE APPREHENDED"
* in Baguio Country Club:
"TEMPORARY CLOSE"
* in Cubao:
"NONE ID NOTHING ENTRY"
* on a parking lot:
"TAXI AND OUTSIDE CAR NOT ALLOWED"
* office clinic in Sta. Cruz:
"DR. SAKIM A. MORGE. MD."
* along Luneta Boulevard:
"BAWAL TUMAE SA BULEVARD"
* on Jeepney and Bus signs:
"BEFORE PAY, TELL WHERE GET THE ON BEFORE GET THE OFF"
* on a Flower shop in Rizal Avenue:
"WE SELL ARTIFICIAL FRESH FLOWERS"
* on a delivery truck:
"NOT FOR HERE"
* on window of a restaurant in Baguio:
"WANTED: BOY WAITRESS"
* on a street in San Juan:
"BAWAL MAGTAPON NG BINALOT NA TAE RITO"
* A grafitti inside the cubicle of a ladies' C.R. in a university:
"PLEASE DON'T SIT LIKE A FROG, SIT LIKE A QUEEN."
* At a men's comfort room, above a urinal:
"HAWAK MO ANG KINABUKASAN NG BAYAN"
* On a truck:
"KUNG NABABASA MO 'TO, PAG-NAUTOT AKO MAAAMOY MO"
* at a construction site in Mandaluyong:
"BAWAL OMEHI DITO. ANG MAHOLI BOG-BOG"
* somewhere along San Andres:
"NO URINATING, ON THE OVER WALLS"
* vacant lot near makati ave.:
"DON'T PARKING"
* at an eatery in Cebu:
"WE HAB SOPDRINK IN CAN AND IN BATOL!
and this is the best of them all!!
* on a building somewhere in the Philippines.....
"NOTARY PUBLIC TUMATANGGAP DIN NG LABADA KUNG LINGGO"
