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kwentong multo!!!
« on: January 18, 2007, 01:50:22 am »
read slowly para masakyan nyo.....



This story happened a few months ago along the Tagaytay Road. There was a guy who got left behind by a pack of mountain bikers. The group was large and he didnt bring a cellphone. He crashed his bike somewhere between Picnic Grove and DBP. To make things worse, a storm came in.

So he walked.

This guy was on the side of the road hitch hiking on a very dark night in the middle of a storm. The night passed slowly and no cars went by. The storm was so strong he could hardly see a few meters ahead of him.

Suddenly, just before the junction going to Manila, he saw a car slowly looming, ghostlike, out of the gloom. It slowly crept toward him and stopped. It was raining hard, wind blowing all around you, what would you do? Like you would, he got into the car and closed the door, then realized that there was nobody behind the wheel.

The car slowly started moving again. The guy was terrified, too scared to think of jumping out and running. The guy saw that the car was slowly approaching a sharp curve. The guy started to pray, begging for his life; he was sure the ghost car would go off the road and he would plunge to his death, when just before the curve, a hand appeared thru the window and turned the steering wheel, guiding the car safely around the bend.

Terrified, the guy watched the hand reappear every time they reached a curve. Finally, the guy gathered his wits and leaped from the car and ran to the nearest place where there were houses.

Wet and in shock, he went into a store and voice quavering, ordered 2 bottles of Red Horse Beer, and told the people about his horrible, supernatural experience.

A silence enveloped everybody when they realized the guy was apparently sane and not drunk.

About half an hour later two guys walked into the same store. One says to the other..........

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"Yan...siya nga yung sumakay habang nagtutulak tayo..."
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Re: kwentong multo!!!
« Reply #1 on: January 18, 2007, 02:59:58 am »
HAHAHA.mokong yun a.naki ride.indi man lng tumulong sa pagtutulak. laffman::

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Re: kwentong multo!!!
« Reply #2 on: January 23, 2007, 08:09:06 am »
hahaha...

hehehe...


hihihi...

hohoho..

nadale mo ko dun ha.. laffman::
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Re: kwentong multo!!!
« Reply #3 on: February 03, 2007, 11:35:13 pm »
wahahaha!!!! sya yun nakita ko!!! pinahirpan mo pa ako ha....

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Re: kwentong multo!!!
« Reply #4 on: February 05, 2007, 02:14:05 am »
Alam niyo ba next na nangyari?

Para di siya banatan nung 2 guys na nagtulak, nilibre nya mga ito ng tig-isang Red Horse beer hehehe!

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Re: kwentong multo!!!
« Reply #5 on: February 10, 2007, 11:41:51 am »
yeahsssss.. ayus toh aus toh hahaha
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Re: kwentong multo!!!
« Reply #6 on: April 06, 2007, 04:04:48 am »
yayks!langya!tumau balahibo q dun a.akala q qng ano na.
nice one.nayari mo ako! >:(

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Re: kwentong multo!!!
« Reply #7 on: April 09, 2007, 08:40:30 pm »
multong bakla>?  b*;
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Re: kwentong multo!!!
« Reply #8 on: April 10, 2007, 04:43:50 pm »
whaha 1st kong narinig tong kwentong toh s sermon ng pari nmin s busko laffman::

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