tingnan ko kung gwapo ka... may pagka bading kasi ako e 
maalala ko... minsan kasi may mga natitiwalag sa INc kasi di nila masikmura na maraming bawal sa INC at di nila kaya yun.. lalo na mga tawag ng laman....... bisyo... kalayawan....... mga lalaki na bading pala at gusto ay lalaki....mga babae na gusto ay babae pala.... pero marami mga kapatid na ganyan ang orientation pero napaglalabanan nila.... kasi sabi nga.. paano ka makakapag sakdal kung walang pagtitiis....
di ka nakatiis... im sure 
Yup, you deserve the voyager barber pole award...
Oh wait, barber poles are for men, yours should be the voyager curling iron or the manicure kit award. Maybe you'd rather go for the more famous awards like Piolo Pascual, Enchong Dee or the most prestigious Boy Abunda awards.
But then again, their name would be soiled if it's associated with your lying, hypocritical name so the former ones suit you better.
Seriously, 11 ministers, 2 of them ordained, not one was able to authenticate the bible? More than enough to make me leave. The only upside is they're humble enough to accept defeat, anyways 1 on 1 lang naman yung discussion, unlike the one with an ADD OIC who pelted me with curse words when cornered, only to turn tail and apologize after hearing my family background from his companion who knows our clan (I dunno what he whispered to him but the facial expression was priceless).
Since magaling ka rin lang, sagutin mo to baka sakaling alam mo sagot. Other smarter and more mature members can answer and I will treat you with the respect you deserve, if you deserve it.
After the discussion, some of them asked me to keep the fact that they got pwned by a member a secret. I can only assume that when that came to light, the minister's reputation will go down fast and might result to being transferred or ultimately lose their only bread and butter. But then again, we have members like the 2 smarter ones here and 1 extremely stupid liar to ask why. Maybe you'd know why. Or maybe I did hit the mark with my theory.
