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FerminaDaza

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Charlie Sheen to FA: 'desperate guzzler of douche agua'
« on: June 14, 2013, 02:22:22 pm »







This is the note Charlie Sheensent to “Back Door Teen Mom” Farrah Abraham, after she allegedly sold screenshots of the text messages they exchanged to TMZ.



hey, you desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua;

I truly do not recall giving you permission to globally reveal any communication between us. congrats on surviving your lobotomy and an even bigger congratz on the recent attempt at porn.

your daughter must be so proud.

please send my number to middle earth and if allowed, eagerly follow it into said abyss and slam the door behind you. the world will collectively sigh as the pungent memory of you vanishes into the pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life.

oh and I’m sure they’ll wave the cover charge when they see your tranny-boobs and five o’clock shadow. bye!







...aww
- *desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua* pure poetry  ;D




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Re: Charlie Sheen to FA: 'desperate guzzler of douche agua'
« Reply #1 on: June 14, 2013, 10:31:43 pm »
buking! hehe
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Re: Charlie Sheen to FA: 'desperate guzzler of douche agua'
« Reply #2 on: June 14, 2013, 10:51:03 pm »
wow sinayang nya, Anger Management is a great show and i watch it for that Indian hottie, even Lindsay had a role in the show
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Re: Charlie Sheen to FA: 'desperate guzzler of douche agua'
« Reply #3 on: June 15, 2013, 01:04:32 am »
Matindi desperation for publicity nito
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Re: Charlie Sheen to FA: 'desperate guzzler of douche agua'
« Reply #4 on: June 15, 2013, 04:46:29 am »
Epal kasi ang Abraham na yan, akala niya siya si Kardashian.
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Re: Charlie Sheen to FA: 'desperate guzzler of douche agua'
« Reply #5 on: June 16, 2013, 11:58:39 pm »
This situation is perhaps summed up best in this manner:

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