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Espiya Lobby => Humor => : bodieph December 01, 2005, 09:02:29 AM

: Boob tube booboos
: bodieph December 01, 2005, 09:02:29 AM

these are from the inquirer

Host: How do you make sure that roasted chicken will be cooked through and through?

Guest: You have to inverse the chicken periodically for complete.

(Inverse? for complete? what are you talking about?)

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Host: If you bake it, how hot does the oven have to be?

Guest: It should be set at 350 degrees foreigh height.

(hey, thats--- tall)

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Host: what about fish, whats the best way to prepare it for cooking?

Guest: if the fish is fresh, the best is to season it only with soap and pepper.

(Ay, soap and pepper)

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Host: And, for baking? what are the ingredients?

guest: To bake this pie, you need one half of baking powder

(one half ---- what?)

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Host: what about for cooking a good omelet--any tips?

Guest: again, very simple. Start with fresh eggs, then beat with pork.

(-and you get-pork omelet)

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: gentleguycebu December 01, 2005, 11:33:57 AM

Hihihihi. nice one dude. Keep it cumming! (Ayun nilabasan na). hihihi

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: [bukojuz] December 01, 2005, 12:41:54 PM

LOL!!! ayos ang terms a

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: guchilla December 01, 2005, 07:25:26 PM

haha, totoo ba un?

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: B B B December 01, 2005, 09:14:03 PM

totoo yan hehe ang daming bloopers sa television.

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: jaguar-m23 December 02, 2005, 12:01:51 AM

ya totoo yun mga bro u get that every once in a while sa inquirer yan ang inaabangan ko hehehe