Topic: Anti-Love Quotes (maiba naman)

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Gotten burned by love? Play it cool with one of these zingers.

"Love is a many splintered thing." No truer words have been spoken (by The Simpsons, anyway). Whether it's a funny one-liner or a genuinely jaded jab, sometimes a great quote can really speak to what you're feeling — especially when you're feeling the sting of love gone south. "Love is a grave mental disease," you say? Touché, Plato. Touché.


Anti-Love Quotes From The World's Greatest Cynics -


1. "Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution." — Mae West
 
2. "Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think — in a deeper voice." — Bill Cosby
 
3. "Love is a promise delivered already broken." — Steve Martin
 
4. "Men should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, disposable." — Cher
 
5. "My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met." — Rodney Dangerfield
 
6. "Love is a temporary insanity curable by marriage." — Ambrose Bierce
 
7. "By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher." — Socrates
 
8. "A kiss may ruin a human life." — Oscar Wilde
 
9. "My love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese. Most of it's missing, and what's there stinks." — Joan Rivers
 
10. "Love is a grave mental disease." — Plato
 
11. "You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it." — Henny Youngman
 
12. "Marriage is like a tense, unfunny, version of 'Everybody Loves Raymond', only it doesn''t last 22 minutes. It lasts forever." — Pete in "Knocked Up"
 
13. "If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married." — Katharine Hepburn
 
14. "Behind every successful man is a woman, and behind her is his wife." — Groucho Marx
 
15. "Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke." — Lynda Barry
 
16. "If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes." ― Chuck Palahniuk
 
17. "Love is a trap. When it appears, we see only its light, not its shadows." — Paulo Coelho
 
18. "Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes." — Jim Carrey
 
19. "Love in action is a harsh and dreadful thing compared with love in dreams." — Fyodor Dostoevsky
 
20. "Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance." — Oscar Wilde
 
21. "A man is only as faithful as his options." — Chris Rock
 
22. "Romance has been elegantly defined as the offspring of fiction and love." — Isaac Disraeli
 
23. "Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell." ― Joan Crawford
 
24. "Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby: awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess." ― Lemony Snicket
 
25. "Love sucks. Sometimes it feels good. Sometimes it's just another way to bleed." ― Laurell K. Hamilton
 
26. "The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman." — Samuel Taylor Coleridge
 

27. "Love is a many splintered thing." — The Simpsons
 
28. "God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." — Robin Williams
 
29. "Falling in love is so hard on the knees." — Aerosmith
 
30. "You can never be wise and be in love at the same time." ― Bob Dylan
 
31. "My love is expansive. Your love is expensive.
" ― Jarod Kintz
 
32. "Love is only the dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species." — W. Somerset Maugham
 
33. "Can there be a love which does not make demands on its object?" — Confucius
 
34. "A woman is faithful to her first lover for a long time — unless she happens to take a second." — Francois de La Rochefoucauld
 
35. "Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die." — Johnny Carson
 
36. "No woman ever falls in love with a man unless she has a better opinion of him than he deserves." — Edgar Watson Howe
 
37. "A woman tries to get all she can out of a man, and a man tries to get all he can into a woman." — Isaac Goldberg
 
38. "A man's love is incomplete until he has married, then he is finished." — Zsa Zsa Gabor
 
39. "What's love but a secondhand emotion?" — Tina Turner
 
40. "People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy." — Bob Hope
 
41. "Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city." — George Burns
 
42. "Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debating." — Ray Bandy
 
43. "I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it." — Groucho Marx
 

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natawa ako sa #18 hahahaha