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Ang Dalagang perpekto’y hindi umuutot
Na katulad ng huni ng isang torotot
Kundi parang piping bulong sa loob ng supot
O buntong hiningang bahagya nang sumulpot

Ang Dalagang perpekto’y hindi rin dumidighay
Na parang isang baka na animo’y kinakatay
Ang palad ng birhen, sa bibig ay iaalay
At doo’y ilalabas ang hanging walang malay

Ang Dalagang perpekto’y hindi rin nagpapawis
Na nanggigitata sa saplot na bihis
Tingkad man ang araw, malupit man ang init
Konting pawis sa may leeg, sa panyo lang ikakapit

It is a phrase that's pregnant with meaning. But pregnancy ought not to be the focus of this blog rather the how of it, that is, how to prevent raging testosterone get the better of you when doing that "thing" with your beloved not necessarily your betrothed. Most often we forgot the simple things carried away by the heat of the moment.

Are we on the subject of infidelity? Right smack on the kisser. When I have to look back at those times when I was the confidante of several of my officemates before, I can’t help but be saddened at my lack of opportunities that they so abundantly encountered. Listening to their tales of straying away from the matrimonial bed, pouncing on the chance and rather humping the hapless help most often made me green with envy (apologies to the Hulk). Why wasn’t I born charming if not handsome? Why do I have to take care of this face that only my mom can love? Briefly now, I was jealous.

But steeling myself from being carried by envy, I labored to be patient, listened actively to their tales of conquest that sometimes I pictured them as gifts to women from heaven. But it was not always stories of bliss; luck run out, bad turned for the worse and the tales turned from whew to woe.

Ilang oras ka ba naghihintay para sa isang babaeng pinakamamahal mo? Magmake-up pa siya, maliligo pa, magpapabango pa. Hanggang kaluluwa niya ay luminis ika nga ni Ely Buendia. Isang oras? Dalawang Oras? Tatlong oras? O kalahating araw?

Minsan magdate kami sa Trinoma at galing akong ospital. So hindi ko siya masusundo sa bahay nila. Kailangan mag-antay na lang ako sa Trinoma. Alam ko na talagang mag-aantay ako ng maraming oras! So na isipan kong kumain na lang. Sa minutong iyon, nakatingin ako sa SBARRO. Hmmmm... Ang bango ng kanilang pizza. Ang bango ng Restaurant na yun. Pero may isang ale na naka maroon, mini skirt, make-up at SUPER DUPER sexy ang napadaan sa harap ko. Amoy Victoria secret pa. Pagkakita ko sa kanya ay mapatingin ako sa kanyang dibdib (automatic yan) at nakita ko ang logong BURGER KING. Malamang deretso akong B.K.

Sakto lowbatt ang cell ko. Malamang kailangan ko katext si mahal ko. Buti na lang at may FREE charging station doon. Bago ka pa lang pumasok sa BK ay nakita ko yun babaeng ubod ng sexy. Isa siyang WELCOM-ER. Taga bati ng "Welcome To BURGER KING!". Ngiti ako sa kanya shempre. Pumila na ako sa counter at nakita ko ang bagong Spicy Whopper Jr.. Hmmmmm sarap. Binili ko at i-n-up size ko ang drink at fries ko. ^_^ Sarap!

Ako ang pinakabata sa aming magpipinsan, ngunit nag-iisang anak lamang ng mga magulang ko. Karamihan sa mga pinsan ko ay nagtatrabaho sa isang cruise line. Pero yung "pioneer" sa ganung trabaho ay si Ate Joy. Syempre, di ba pagsinabing galing ng abroad, inaasahan na may pasalubong tulad ng chocolates, damit, lotion, pabango at iba pa. Nung dumating si Ate Joy dito sa Pinas, sobrang excited ako, syempre natural sa bata na mag-abang sa pasalubong. Kaya, kinabukasan mula nung dumating s'ya, pinilit ko si mommy na magpunta sa bahay nila (malapit lang bahay nila sa amin, walking distance lang). May pasalubong ako na washable straw & fancy earrings. Sobrang na-appreciate ko yun noon kahit di ko naman nagamit. Bago s'ya bumalik sa barko, tinanong n'ya ako nung anong gusto kong pasalubong, sabi ko chocolates na lang.

Starting this year with a blast aint that hard at all... After the last issue people gave me last year, here I am again, facing everyone with a smile in my face and arms wide open, openning my hearts to everyone. I can be your friend, your bestfriend, your family, your lover, or just somebody you know from NET. Howell, since this seems to be a good start for this year, i know it's late... but lemme greet everyone... Get a better life pals! Start now!

After the holidays, it's now time to go back to work grind. Welcome 2009!

My resolutions

1. Better communication.
2. Tasks completed on time.
3. Better time management.
4. More time for Espiya.Net administrative duties.
5. Build stronger relationships with other members.
6. Improved server configs and maintenance.

On a more personal note, I resolve to...

1. Do more exercise.
2. Call the Philippines more often.
3. Eat on time.
4. Gather my misplaced stuff all over the house.

:)